PIMD Update Parody

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Veritas_Et_Aequitas_, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. What pimd_admin should've said...


    Hello all PIMD players! We know that you've been waiting for an update so we've created one that will make us (the developers) rich! So here are the improvements:

    • Credits are both worth less and worthless!
    • We have created awesome gifts! Buy a fake unicorn named Charlie for the affordable price of $1,000,000,000!
    • There are also showcase items that do absolute nothing! They cost even more! Yay!
    • We've destroyed the entire tutor market!
    • We made dorms cost less to make all the hard work our loyal players have done completely and utterly unnecessary!
    • See your crew in their natural habitat! Outside of identical dorms not moving at all!


    So that's the new update. I hope you all continue to enjoy spending all of your money here on PIMD. I know I'll enjoy it! Okay, you guys can go back to your worthless poor people lives now, if you need me I'll be racing my Ferrari around my private island!

    ~{Veritas}~
     
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    But Charlie is
     
  3. Charlie bit my finger
     
  4. Well then Charlie got hungry

    Or maybe thts what makes him so sparkly
     
  5. LmfaoI love the parody
     
  6. Lmao 
     
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  8. lol..