First of all, since this is my very first thread, I'd like to thank my family and friends for believing in me the awesome people from Immortals and my good friends at CLUB REHAB. Now then, this thread will be a new generation thread where absolutely NO HATE IS ALLOWED either laugh and admire or keep it to yourself JoPo, which some of you may know, will be posting jokes like you've never seen before, each joke will be numbered: #1, #2, etc.. If you like a certain joke, leave a good comment, if not ? get out. Thank you for your cooperation enjoy..
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A chemist and his friend walk into a bar. The chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gave him water. His friend said "I'd like a glass of H2O, too." So the bartender also gave him water, because he knew what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.
You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.
A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.
What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.