Well, I'm drawing a blank for them so I'd like to know what corny, cheesy lines you have Aaaaand go yes I'm lame and probably copying something, but I don't care
Did you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them. You know what would look good on you? Me. Gotta any man in you? Want some? Hey, I lost my number can I have yours? My teddy bear fell apart. Sleep with me. I broke my bed, lets go use yours. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. This isn't a banana in my pocket but it is happy to see you.
What do you call a female gambler? Betty What's faster hot or cold and why? Hot, because you can catch a cold! Did you hear about the tissue factory that closed in Kentucky? They had a Pickitt!
Is your dad a baker? Cause your a cutie pie Is your name wi-fi cause I feel we have a connection You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because your always dominant in my thoughts
1.If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you first! 2. You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop. 3. You must be soda because you're so-da-licious. 4. You remind me of my big toe because I'm going to bang you on ever piece of furniture in my house. 5. Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection. 6. If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a little longer. 7. If I flip a coin, what's the odds of me getting head? 8.If I tied your shoelaces together, would you fall for me? Hey, are you a dancer? Because I wanna duet with you.
Are you alright? because falling out of heaven must have been painful Do you know the weight of an icebear? I don't know but at least enough to break the ice
Are you a pistol? Cuz you just blew my mind. Does this napkin smell like chloroform? Are you from tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten i see AYYOWUDDUPIGOTTABIGDICK .... To be continued
You wanna bump my tut? I've been grinding all week. Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Love the hair, now suck my dick Is your name pikachu? Cuz i sure as hell choose you. .... Still to be continued lol