Corny Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TeddyBearHeph, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. Well, I'm drawing a blank for them  so I'd like to know what corny, cheesy lines you have

    Aaaaand go  yes I'm lame and probably copying something, but I don't care
     
  2. I don't mean to be obtuse but you're acute girl.
     
  3.  Well that's one. So glad someone actually see's these
     
  4. Did you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

    You know what would look good on you? Me.

    Gotta any man in you? Want some?

    Hey, I lost my number can I have yours?

    My teddy bear fell apart. Sleep with me.

    I broke my bed, lets go use yours.

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

    This isn't a banana in my pocket but it is happy to see you.
     
  5.  well that's better. At least we're getting a few
     
  6. What do you call a female gambler?
    Betty
    What's faster hot or cold and why?
    Hot, because you can catch a cold!
    Did you hear about the tissue factory that closed in Kentucky?
    They had a Pickitt!
     
  7. Bananas?

    Your like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
     
  8. I trademark all of these™

    You're like my Drug
    Why?
    Cause you ruined my life
     
  9. Is your dad a baker? Cause your a cutie pie

    Is your name wi-fi cause I feel we have a connection

    You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because your always dominant in my thoughts
     
  10.  some of these I don't even understand, but they're all funny to me
     
  11. 1.If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you first!
    2. You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
    3. You must be soda because you're so-da-licious.
    4. You remind me of my big toe because I'm going to bang you on ever piece of furniture in my house.
    5. Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
    6. If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a little longer.
    7. If I flip a coin, what's the odds of me getting head?
    8.If I tied your shoelaces together, would you fall for me?

    Hey, are you a dancer? Because I wanna duet with you.
     
  12. I like the head one 
    Holy crap
     
  13. I only use one and it's guranteed to work…

    Baby i put the STD in STUD all i need is U :mrgreen:
     
  14. Are you alright? because falling out of heaven must have been painful

    Do you know the weight of an icebear? I don't know but at least enough to break the ice
     
  15. Pick up lines never work on me though :lol:
     
  16. Are you a remote?? Cause you turning me onlmao
     
  17. Are you a pistol? Cuz you just blew my mind.
    Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
    Are you from tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten i see
    AYYOWUDDUPIGOTTABIGDICK
    .... To be continued
     
  18. You wanna bump my tut? I've been grinding all week.
    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
    Love the hair, now suck my dick
    Is your name pikachu? Cuz i sure as hell choose you.
    .... Still to be continued lol