Blonde Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jerk123123, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. ?What are your favorite blonde jokes?


    ?Btw this isnt like mean towards blondes or anything because im blonde.


    anyways, post awayshare?make me laugh.
     
  2. Look a dead bird 
    *blonde looks in sky* Where?

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  3. Why are blondes' heads the size of peas in the morning??
    They swell up overnight.

     I love blonde jokes. I would post more but I'm too lazy to type out the "story" ones.
     
  4. ?type them!! I wanna read them!
     
  5. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you??

    Pull the trigger and throw it back.️
     
  6. Why was a blonde in the shower for 16 hours?
    Because the shampoo bottle said "Lather, rinse, repeat."
     
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  8. One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

    The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

    He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

    Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

    The blonde started laughing.

    This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

    This time the blonde laughed even harder.

    Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

    The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

    The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
     
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  10. How do you know a blonde likes you?





    She screws you two nights in a row. Haha hehe hihihohohohuha
     
  11. Haha ?
     
  12. A blonde walks up to me grinning;
    I ask why you so happy?
    She said "i completed a jigsaw that say 2-3yrs"
     
  13. Fine fine.? I'll type one.

    A blonde was pulled over because she was driving side to side erratically. The cop tested her and was confused when he figured out she wasn't drunk.

    "Why were you driving like that?" he asks.

    "Well, I was going straight, but then I saw a tree, so I turned left. Then I saw another one, so I turned right! That kept happening until you pulled me over."

    The cop sighs. "That was your air freshener."
     
  14. Really funny cuz im blonde and just now got this...

    Christmas-y and stuff

    Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.

    The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!

    Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"
     
  15. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?











    Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
     
  16. OMG that made my day 
     
  17. ?keep 'em (i swear me autocorrect changed that 3 times to me) coming