Pimd Rumours: Christmas Edition So, it's been a while since I've been able to write anything.. I've been held hostage in the land of tinsel and jingle bells, collecting info at the North Pole ? so much cocoa, so many cookies But, I think you'll be pleased to know, I heard some amazing things about our fellow pimders RS_EViL-Wallace I heard that Wallace isn't actually evil, but is in fact SO sweet, Santa made him Head Elf ? His duties include singing Christmas carols, and dancing thought the workshop, to increase elf productivity Apparently no-one is as giggly as this little guy! Last year, he even won an award for being the happiest elf in all the North Pole VT-IntellectualBadass I heard that Nick was promoted to chief wrapper after overhauling the colour coding system last Christmas.. ? Nick is so passionate about wrapping, that he's always the first elf on the job every morning.. Only problem is that he gets so worked up, he usually trips all over the place -SIN-SWEET-HONEY I heard that Honey is the head of the Milk and Cookie department Honey is always baking gingerbread for houses, and trying around 426 cookie recipes each year ?? not only that, but she tests each cookie with various temperatures of milk, to find the perfect combo She only serves Santa her best cookies -Bad-Ass_Duke-thesalad-tossa-- I heard this salad tosser is so aptly named, as he takes care of Santa's reindeer ? Apparently someone tried to feed them candy canes, and they almost trampled them to death but Duke ran in with a hand-tossed salad, and soothed the savage beasts he's been tending them ever since itsa-COLE-winter I heard Cole is the fairy behind the snow in the northern hemisphere during Christmas time.. ? Without her, there'd be no such thing as a white Christmas Apparently she used to give the whole world a snowy Yuletide, however due to an incident with southern immigration, she's banned from crossing the equator -SIN-Dr_Madness I heard that this so-called Doctor, is in actual fact, The Grinch he's been ruining Christmas ever since Santa's first screw up.. Little Dr Grinch asked for rollerskates, Santa forgot to double check sizing, a growth spurt was involved, and ?BAM? Dr Grinchy couldn't wear his dream skates So, now he just steals Christmas spirit And now for the BIGGEST rumour EVER.. VT-Bells_aka_MrsJuicer and VT-MrJuicer_owned_By_Bells are you sitting down? You should.. Because what I heard will blow your fragile little minds But can it be true?! Is it even possible?! I heard that Mr and Mrs Juicer are actually Mr and Mrs Claus!! Yes, kids! Apparently these two are solely responsible for bringing Christmas joy to all every year It all began when Juice gave Bells a handmade gift their first Christmas it was so good, she encouraged him to make more.. He got a little over-eager, and filled their house with toys he'd made They hired a warehouse in the North Pole (cheap rent and no nosey neighbours ), bribed some kids to help, and voila, Christmas was born Who'd have thought..? Stay tuned for the next version, where I'll be revealing a few pimder's secret New Years resolutions Happy Holidays Pimd!