Feeding my stalker tendencies.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CatLady, May 25, 2013.

  1. It has come to my attention that I have not stalked anyone in awhile.

    I find this to be quite troublesome.

    Because of this I am now giving everyone a chance to apply for my stalkee position.

    The guidelines are as follows:
    Don't pee in the bushes.
    Don't get guard dogs.
    Don't cheat on me with another stalker.
    Don't deny my stalker tendencies.

    If you can meet this criteria, please apply below.
     
  2. 
     
  3.  stalkkk meh elei!!
     
  4. anya , don't betray me
     
  5. Jakey I would never 
     
  6.  good
     
  7.  stalk me now!!! get in mee bushes
     
  8. Zed I belong to jakey and jakey only now 
     
  9.  i was talking to tohr!

    but yes, everyone stalk meeeeeeee
     
  10.  thts my anya
     
  11. Oh ok jakey
     
  12.  Woof, bitch




    woof
     
  13.  hands off zed.. My stalker
     
  14. Jakey I take it you met Cindy my wifey.


    I am completely straight in real life
     
  15. wait wat
     
  16. Jakey Cindy and Trissy are my wifeys 
     
  17.  I get it know