 How 2 b a n00b 

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by SashaGrey7, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. Ever see the pathetic noobs on wc begging for their way through pimd?  Truth is... They aren't real noobs  And they probably never will be  They just don't understand the real meaning of being a n00b  To be a n00b, you must...

    1. Constantly use the  or  emoji because those are noob faces 

    2. Ask lots of nooby questions Ex: What is farming?  or What does Kcs mean?  and when someone answers  tell them that their answer doesnt sound quite right and suggest a "better" answer to your question.

    3. Spell everything wrong  it makes you sound dumb and more nooby  Ex: Hai aym nuu heer  Kun ay asc yu ay cwestchun? 

    4. And finally,  Never ever ever break character  once you become a n00b, you're n00b for life 

     Pro n00bs: -TDL-SweetMar  & Alyssa1478 

    Please contact  Leevi, for more information on how to be an excellent n00b 

    I'd like to thank all the annoying noobs out there that read this forum, you all helped make this thread possible  I hope it made you change your ways of noobiness 
    Well, looks like I'm done here  I hope I inspired you to become a n00b just like Mar and I 
     
  2. I'm gonna call you Mrs 90 Day Award 
     
  3.  cantact mi for mor info 
     
  4. Tyme 2 put Mai nuub on, hai guise, Howe r u doeeng 2day?
     
  5. Has always creeped me out.
     
  6. Lol aly so im not a noob? YAY!!!
     
  7. Hi royals , how u doin thes fyne evnin?
     
  8.  Sum uv yu rnt n00b e-nuff fur mi thredd  kep tri in, mabe wun dai yu wel git thar 
     
  9. Hu the hell spels nuub wit 2 0?
     
  10. Dey awent az n00b az us alysagay. Wi tu pro 4 dem 
     
  11. Ow hi Philly  jau r u dis lovly evaning? 
     
  12. M fyne mare, wut abt u? Com 2 Mai klub n hav sxy fun 
     
  13. Gosh when I see an idiot I sure do like to laugh at them.
     
  14.  Ay no Marlop  thay wel nevr b az n00b az us bcaz dey tuu noob 
     
  15. Wnna no y tyger s so red? Is cuz I butt fucked a tyger nd it bleeded evry weer n staned iself 
     
  16. Das nais phillip 
     
  17. Aly I iz a newb 
     
  18. Alyssa is a Bipolar Bear  and Khanh is a Penguin Whore