"The Talk"

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Instant-_-Coffee, Nov 28, 2011.

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  1. Hi!! I'm 13 and I havent hit tge stages yet. My dad says tonight we are gonna have "the talk". He called me a late bloomer. I haven't grown since 5th grade. What do I do?
     
    #1 Instant-_-Coffee, Nov 28, 2011
  2. Just sit down and hav 'the talk' it's kinda funny. Ask him tons of questions and make him feel awkward like...
    'so the stork sometimes is to busy to make the babies ?'
    'i'm sorry, i don't understand.... Explain again'
    Or u could run off crying and screaming
    
     
    #2 *Firbmthaawcmtmiw (01), Nov 28, 2011
  3. Just say
    I don't want to have this talk if you don't want to know or already know
     
    #3 Karina-The-One-And-Only, Nov 28, 2011
  4. I thought it was hilarious, my mom told my dad to give me the talk so he came in my room and neither of us could keep a straight face 
     
    #4 BAD-A_Jess, Nov 28, 2011
  5. Ok  I'll keep this in mind
     
    #5 Instant-_-Coffee, Nov 28, 2011
  6. My dad went into details when i was 13

    Im 17 and have had to explain this "talk" to my younger brother. Your dad is a brave man
     
    #6 LiI_Wayne, Nov 28, 2011
  7. I nevered had the talk with my parents my father told me to wait and see and he was right I seen everything nowand man it not what I expected
     
    #7 *CerezaXMorte (01), Nov 28, 2011
  8. Lol
     
    #8 Instant-_-Coffee, Nov 28, 2011
  9. I had the talk last month 
     
    #9 TERROR-Bad_Luck_Chuck-, Nov 28, 2011
  10. Oh no... Here it comes... Wish me luck. 
     
    #10 Instant-_-Coffee, Nov 28, 2011
  11. I never got the talk either

    Then...

    I was like hold upyou wanna put what where?!?!?!?!?
    stay the "beep" away from me you weirdo
     
    #11 -ShayShay-, Nov 28, 2011
  12. All i did was say im not talking to u and laughed while i listend to music 
     
    #12 TERROR-Bad_Luck_Chuck-, Nov 28, 2011
  13. Me and my dad laughed the whole time...I don't even think we talked about all of it 
     
    #13 BAD-A_Jess, Nov 28, 2011
  14. Good luck
     
    #14 *dangbro (01), Nov 29, 2011
  15. I had the talk with my uncle. Haha. It was funny. I gave him the Jenna marbles face. 
     
    #15 No_Heart_Soft, Nov 29, 2011
  16. I guess my parents saw that i went to a public school and figured id learn it there 
     
    #16 jswizzle, Nov 29, 2011
  17. I learnt everything I needed to from my perv friends 
     
    #17 -Glenn-, Nov 29, 2011
  18.  exactly
     
    #18 jswizzle, Nov 29, 2011
  19. You'd figure it out eventually if you were left alone. Schools teach it starting in the 6th grade nowadays.
     
    #19 iEx, Nov 29, 2011
  20. I didn't get the talk

    I watched a video about puberty ..and stuff
    But that was in sixth grade...

    They showed these videos at school at 4th grade
     
    #20 *Lheinssa (01), Nov 29, 2011
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