Sooo I've been going shopping lately since I got money for Christmas and I adore clothes ?????? So I thought I'd make a guide on how to shop....(casp was my inspiration) Cherry style ? Step 1: enter the store have a brief anxiety attack wondering which section you need to go in and getting overwhelmed with the amount of choices Step 2: run into a section, realize it's the boys section and walk around aimlessly trying to act like you belong there ? Step 3: find your section, search for a shirt that's not skin tight, revealing, or would make you look like a Oompa Loompa, realize you've picked a black tshirt or a matronly sweater. go back to searching. Step 4: find something that seems reasonably acceptable and go try it on. Realize it looks much better on the hanger then it does on you. Step 5: pout Step 6: repeat step 3, 4, and 5 for about 45 minutes before you get annoyed and decide to shop for pants Step 7: try to find jeans that are cute, made for short people, and fit you right Step 8: give up entirely after trying one pair of jeans on and realizing they fit everything but your hips correctly. Step 9: browse through the shoe section and find 5 pairs ? buy them all ? a day in the life of shopping The struggle A guide
I actually have a problem with pants my massive thighs don't like going into them without cutting off circulation and leaving a perfect outline of my manhood and if I go up sizes they fall off.
? I actually don't have that much trouble when it comes to shopping. I usually know what I want... All I have to do is find it. (Which isn't that hard, at least for me)
This is so accurate for me Except when I try things on and they don't fit, I think... "Oh, I'll just try it on at home and if it doesn't fit I'll bring it back." Like WHAT?! Spoiler alert: I never take it back anyway
if it doesn't fit in the store love it's not going to miraculously become better at home I went thrift store shopping a few days ago and got to awkward in the store so I didn't try anything on. Got home and put on a red tank top to try it on... When did they make tube top tank tops? It's like a bra tank top. Only covers my boobs and my ribs leaving my midriff bare
I'm complete opposite I can never find pants that are the right length? the problems of short people shopping
Guys don't realize the struggle us girls have to go through to find reasonable clothes #THESTRUGGLE