Ok just like Dr Phil I'm here to help solve your problems so post your issue and il give you a solution if i can't help you no one can i should mention i have no actual qualifications so please nothing serious like actual depression issues or anything like that
Hal have you thought about cutting people's legs in half that way you are taller than them problem solved Dr Foot 1 - problems 0
Spikey have you thought about a helmet that way her slaps won't hurt and you can head butt her as well This is to easy
jopo ran over a cat, will the car be ok? jk, I love cats mine is white but looks more black cos it's so dirty always hiding under the cars