I liked Sir Billingworth's idea, and tried the same thing just with guys: __________________________ perv: Hot girl me: I hope so perv: Hmm. Wet pussy? me: You mean a cat? No i dont have one. But wouldnt it be fun to spray one with a hose? I bet the reaction would be priceless perv: No your wet pussy me: I already told you, i dont have a cat?i think im allergic to them perv: your (im pretty sure the next word is definitely censored so I'll leave it out, you can guess what it is) me: I thought we were talking about cats! Geez why do you keep switching the topic! perv: I'm not me: You obviously are. We were just talking about cats and now you're just abandoning our conversation. What kind of person are you? perv: A horny person me: You have horns growing out of your head?thats cray cray perv: How old r u me: There you go again! Changing the conversation? perv: how old me: Old enough to know you have no manners perv: HOW OLD me: No manners at all! perv: Just tell me me: You're so mean to me perv: Not really me: really really perv: Yea! Your like 10 me: Actually more like 3, could you not tell from my more complicated sentences? perv: how old me: Didnt i tell you? Im 3 years old perv: ugh me: Why are you grunting? perv: I'm bout to just rape me: Isnt that illegal? perv: Not in a game me: Its not possible to rape in a game perv: -rips your cloths off- me: Im still dressed you know, writing things isnt the same as doing things __________________________ He ignored the last message and most likely wont ever answerenjoy