Get off your chairs

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jerk123123, Jul 6, 2014.

  1. I was sitting on the couch playing pimd when I realized that people sit way too much. But why in the world would everyone be sitting on their butts when they could be up and exercising, looking around and experiencing the world? Then, the reason hit me! Obviously, almost no one knows how to walk!


    So, to fix this ginormous problem, I present to you:


    The Guide to Walking



    For easy understanding, I will first name the step, then illustrate it with a picture, and finally, explain it in detail.


    Step One


    The first step is locating your feet and legs.



    It is very important to know what your legs are, these sticks are crucial to walking.



    Step Two


    Step Two is learning how to use your legs.



    Take each of your legs, while still sitting, and try moving them up and down. If your legs don't move by themselves, use your hands to lift them. After that, try lifting them without your hands again.



    Step Three


    The third step is putting your feet on the ground.



    While still sitting, position your feet on the ground below you. You want the sole (bottom) of your foot to touch the ground.



    Step Four


    Step Four is standing up!



    Now that you've already touched the ground with your feet, I want you to try to only touch the ground. Do this by slowly pushing yourself up with your hands. Little by little you'll be getting off your seat and coming closer to standing.



    Step Five


    Step five is moving your feet while standing.



    Now that you're standing on two feet, try standing on one. Take one of your legs and pick it up from the ground. Once you do this, try moving it in the air. If your leg doesn't move by itself, first move it with your hands, and then try doing it with your legs again. Do this with both of your legs.



    Step Six


    The sixth, and final step, is walking!

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    Remember how you moved your legs in step five? Well now, I want you to do almost the same thing, but instead of moving your leg and then putting it down where it was before, put your leg down in front of you. Then take your second leg and put it in front of the first. Repeat this as many times as you want.





    Congratulations, you're walking!!






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  2. I may need a summarized version.

    This seems difficult.
     
  3. Well thank goodness you are here I can final learn to walk.
     
  4. Step by step program clinically proven to work
     
  5. Babiesssss
     
  6. You saved me
    THANK U
     
  7. just look at the cute babies and copy them
     
  8. Ikr punisher?  I heard you were having troubles.
     
  9. Most of the time lying on my bed when I play this game. Honestly :(
     
  10. Most of the time lying on my bed when I play this game. Honestly :(
     
  11. soon you'll all be walking
     
  12. get up and walk then!
     
  13. I can't seem to get past step two.
     
  14. I keep falling  This guide suck ?
     
  15. Pfff, I'm a pro walker, I do it everyday
     
  16. ?try harder! Take it slower! I believe in you guys!
     
  17. good job rachro
     
  18. I just walked,do u think in ready to run? Idk I'm nervous!
     
  19. Part 3 is a challenge