 How to train your dragon

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Player11171305, Jun 5, 2013.

  1.  How To Train Your Dragon

    Well! I recently adopted an abandoned dragon that was stuck at the top of Mt. Fuji. He was a fire breathing dragon, so he could stand the cold weather. Once I got him he was very untrained, and needed some guidance. Training Orion, the dragon, was one of the hardest things I ever had to do. So, I decided to make this guide to help a poor fellow out the next time he has to train a wild dragon. 

    Things to keep in mind
    - Dragons are very sensitive! Do not upset them!
    - Although your dragon my be ugly do not try to
    change it! It is perfect the way it is.
    - Do not give it a common name! You want a unique dragon, right?
    - only god can judge your dragon 

    Now onto the good stuff

    Training your dragon
    Steps to follow:
    • Find a dragon (If you already have one go to step two)
    • Find out if it's male or female. (I'm sure you know how to identify it's gender. )
    • Name your dragon. (refer to "things to keep in mind.")
    • Find out what kind of dragon it is. (Usually they're all fire breathers, but you might have a special one.)
    • Keep repeating it's new name over and over again until it understands it's name.
    • Gently pet and love your dragon until you gain it's trust.
    • Get on it's back and kick it's sides gently so it knows to move.
    • Once you're in the air teach it a few basic commands. (Halt, go, faster, slow down.)
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    After you've followed all these steps your dragons should be good to go! :D  Care for your dragon, and it'll care for you.
     
  2.  Same applies for unicorns and all other mythical flying creatures.
     
  3. i have a red dragon in my inventory named asskicker, how do i ride him?
     
  4. I recently found one a couple hours ago!?
    Your a life saver ?
     
  5.  Read the guide.
     
  6.  It's what I do sunshine.
     
  7. how do get him to make me bacon
     
  8. They can't. They don't have thumbs, or the mental capability.
     
  9. Maybe when the dragon breathes fire, u can quickly grill the bacon? 
     
  10.  That'll surely burn it to a crisp
     
  11. i need asskicker to be able to cook bacon to perfection
     
  12. That's not my problem.  Get off your lazy ass and cook it yourself.
     
  13. no, thats what asskicker is here for. he already beat me at halo, this is revenge
     
  14.  Figure it out
     
  15. you helped me -0%
     
  16.  This guide wasn't meant to help turn your dragon into your personal slave.
     
  17. whaaaa??
     
  18. Ma gets a dragon please?