GUIDE Ultimate Troll V1

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SpitFiresMy69God-, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. [/I]Guide to the Ultimate troll [/I]
    On pimd you have the trolls,
    Yes yes welcome to pimd
    I would like to not thank anybody for this thread, cause I didn't steal the info from Meggy, so she does not need credit for this, unlike clysons useless one

    INDEX
    1) Devices
    2) Accounts
    3) Alts
    4) Usernames
    5) Doctor notes
    6) Resseting
    7) Clubs
    8) Rules

    Okay welcome to my Ultimate Guide to trolling
    Now my autocorrect is off and I will have better spelling then Clsyon

    So to be the ultimate troll you have to be carefull and plan out everything >:D
    Sometimes it comes out at random, but I will show you how to be the best, and if you want to be infamous, make stupid useless threads like Clsyon


    1) Devices :
    To be an ultimate troll you need to have many devices, as creating multiple on one device is agaianst the rules, and that's bad 
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    2) Accounts :
    Once again you need to plan for this if you have 8 Devices, like me you can have quite a few alts and not have to worry about being farmed, like say my one alt is SpitFire and my other alt is Pun with another alt of Anya, MindBlown? ️ Muhahahaha
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    3 ) Alts :
    Alts are the most important, if you are a strong pimd player with a high k stats main you can Dv a bill to your main every hour and build, somebody threatens you and 5 minutes later you have higher stats then them ️
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    4) Usernames :
    To be the Ultimate troll you need to be as hidden as possible, so give your self a Barcode username With capital i's and Lower case L's thus pissing players off because they cannot search for your name 
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    5) Doctor notes :
    spend hundreds of dollars on dn, Once you do so you can unload on people and use 24 Dn in a day to keep somebody Dtw for a week with all your alts
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    6) Resseting :

    Once you have trolled and you want to hide, switch accounts for a while and reset the last one, people will not know you and you remove money from the game and people get pissed off 

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    7) Clubs :
    Join / Make a ROLEPLAY club and make it number one, and farm kids like Clsyon till he cries
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    8) Rules :
    follow The rules of pimd, as being silenced sucks, having 8 accounts with a total of 17 silences sucks

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    I'll make better threads eventually ? me and Clyson can take Speling classes together
     
  2. No. Get the fuck off here.


    CLYSON > your ass.
     
  3. Sticky please 
     
  4. Lmao 
     
  5. Thanks for Ur SupperT guys!
    me and Clsyon will take classes and learn how to spell ️

    I'll make more threads for my fans, thanks for da support
     
  6. I'll personally email in for a sticky 
     
  7.  BRILLIANT!
     
  8.  sticky this please
     
  9. This is terrible.. you clearly don't know shit about trolling
     
  10. 
     
  11. I'm speechless
     
  12. This thread may be the worst one I've see yet. Ignoring the terribly irrelevant gifs and the fail bb code, there is just so much wrong here.

    This community's views on trolling are so cringeworthy, I can't tell if you are serious or not, OP.

    If you aren't serious and this is just some failed attempt at a joke, okay then. If you ARE serious... wow. This isn't trolling, this game has no trolls. This game has assholes with too much time on their hands, but not trolls.

    And really, people? "Sticky"? You want this crap to be stickied or are you just saying "this is funny". Goddammit people, come on. It's just a terrible thread that's been done 3 times in different variations in the past week.
     
  13. awkward moment you don't get that we are trolling about a sticky...


    Hmmm... Damn.. I'm a troll..
     
  14. That might actually make it worse, if that was even possible.


    Let's keep lowering the bar guys 
     
  15. Define "trolling" for us Cheesus, enlighten us with your vast knowledge on the subject.
     
  16. Unless pimd is the only thing you've ever done online, I'm sure you can figure it out.
     
  17. Trolling on pimd is when you do something stupid and someone says "this is stupid" and op says "umadbro "
     
  18. Well, since you have set out to say what trolling isn't. Tell us what it is.
     
  19. Stop picking on clyson. So he can't spell like everybody else.so what he made a noob. EITHER YOU GET YOUR SCRAWNY ALIEN VS PREDATOR CHEWBACCA TORED OUT MY MOTHER'S NASTY LOOSE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE VAJAYJAY n help him make a better one or YOU CAN sit the eff down. Cuz clearly a noob can't make fun of another noob when their guide is just as stupid. Therefore I concluded my message hoping u get your fingers run over by taxi drivers. :)