Welcome to... Oreo's News - (11th Issue) Thanks to everyone who made last week's Oreo's Awards a big success! Main PIMD News Munchriffic and Grand-Reaper have been un-forum-banned! VIP's gone WILD is number 6 on the overall club leaderboard. What happened to them? New Easter gifts and items are now available! Grab your sketchy bunny suits and your rabbit ears now! TERROR is now rank 8 on the overall club leaderboard The PIMD Masquerade Ball is upon us! On the 21-22 of April, Spiny and Rose's teams will go head to head Will or win? Want to know the most amount of wars one club alone has won? 146. And counting. Club VIP does wars 24/7, and I guess it's well worth it, since they're number 1 on the Wars Won leaderboard. Forums Report For those of you who have been reading my story 'Taken', I am finally continuing it! KFH_HERO has come up with an idea that may change the way we play PIMD forever! He has thought of adding a "co-owner" role to clubs. Support his idea on his thread! Grand-Reaper and Munchriffic have finally called a truce! Alleluia! List your club on playboytoryinthehousesexyboyyeah's thread! -Fletch- has come up with an interesting idea for Fan Fiction. He has found eight authors to come together and co-create one mega story! I'm excited to see how this turns out. The one story that I'm absolutely addicted to is Something to Believe In, by SoftyRosie. She captures details beautifully, and even though it's not perfect, it's pretty good for a non-professional writer. I have now concluded that Royale has a very....unique mind. He has made a story that involves a little smoochy smoochy (well...more than that) between a brother and sister. Oh, Roy. World News It was a Friday evening in February when Adrian Vasquez, an 18-year-old from the town of Rio Hato, Panama, accepted an invitation from two friends to accompany them on what was proposed as an overnight fishing expedition, but the three got lost. His two friends died of currently unknown causes, and he was rescued 26 days later. Critics of "KONY 2012," the documentary about a notorious Ugandan warlord that went viral this month, raised two key points: Joseph Kony no longer operates in Uganda, and his Lord's Resistance Army is much smaller than previously thought. Both statements are true, say journalists who have covered the conflict. But the LRA remains a lethal threat for central Africans. In the past three weeks, the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees reported 13 LRA attacks in northeastern Democratic Republic of the Congo. Most occurred in Dungu territory from March 6 to March 25. Nineteen people have been arrested in a series of police raids on suspected Islamists. The raids come a week after gunman Mohammed Merah, who killed seven people, was shot dead after a long siege in the southwestern city of Toulouse. Two cruise ships marked the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic by tossing wreaths into the North Atlantic early Sunday morning directly over the site of the ship's wreckage. The 450 passengers gathered on the Azamara Journey, a ship chartered for a "Titanic Memorial Cruise," began their evening of remembrance by sitting in silence as 1,503 names of those who perished aboard the Titanic were displayed on a projection screen. A ceremony followed. Three people died and 13 were injured when a German commuter train collided with a maintenance crane Friday morning. The driver and two construction workers were killed. Several of the train's 35 passengers were seriously injured and are receiving hospital treatment. A father and two children in a trailer, plus two other people who were in a car in the same Oklahoma town, were killed when a string of tornadoes tore through parts of the Midwest on Saturday and early Sunday. Those fatalities in Woodward are the only ones known to have resulted from this weekend's storms. Sports Section The underlined team is the winning team. The Emoji is the sport. Cubs vs. Cardinals: 3-10 Diamondbacks vs. Rockies: 5-2 Pirates vs. Giants: 2-1 Mets vs. Phillies: 2-8 Astros vs. Marlins: 5-4 Tip of the Day If anyone asks "if you were stranded on a desert island what would you want to have with you?" - the best answer is "a boat." Their face: My face: Editorial A few years ago, the man who co-wrote the best-selling adventure travel guide '100 Things To Do Before You Die' died at the age of 47. Dave Freeman had visited more than half the places mentioned in his book. Then, he unexpectedly died after tripping on a carpet and hitting his head in the hallway of his home in Venice, California. My friend challenged me to make my own bucket list. Because 100 adventurous wishes seemed like too many, even for someone like me who has no life, I decided to shoot for a shorter list. Also, not wanting to jinx the possibility of all these wishes coming true, I've started wearing a bicycle helmet when I'm walking around the downstairs hallway. Here are 27 things I want to do before I die: Sleep through one entire night without having to get up to pee. Set foot on each of the seven continents. Or, to save money, maybe just mail an envelope filled with my toenail clippings to the other six continents. Have a starring role in a TV show. Preferably one with Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling. Go scuba diving with a whale shark. I'm not sure why this is on my list. I think this must have come from somebody else's list. Catch and cook my own food. I bet it's worse than the restaurant's, but much cheaper. Throw a huge party and invite every one of my friends. Having a gathering like this is something that's a lot more fun to do before you die, rather than after, which is when most people get around to doing it. Ride across a country on a bicycle. But I don't want to spend months of suffering to accomplish this. So I'm thinking I'll just bike to Publix since I'm running low on my Oreos. Make love on a forest floor. Wait a minute, I've done that one already. That was the time I got poison ivy on my... Go to a World Series Championship game. That's a baseball game by the way. Own a room with a view. Of something other than the roof of the building next door. Live on my children's couch (when I have kids). Because you haven't really lived until you've lived on your children's couch. Be in a rock and roll band. And my time is coming soon. I can feel it. You just wait and see. Donate enough money to have my name immortalized on something like a school, or a library, or maybe at least a cage at the animal shelter. Spend three months exercising and dieting, getting my body into optimum shape, and then spend the next three months eating take-out food and napping on the porch, getting my body back to normal. Own the kind of car that makes everybody on the street wave and point when I go by because it's so cool, instead of because it needs a new muffler and exhaust pipe. Go up in a hot air balloon shaped like a Smurf. When I'm on an elevator, stare at someone, and when they notice, say: "You're one of THEM!" Then move to the far corner of the elevator. Lose all my money gambling in Las Vegas. Wait, I've already done that. Run a marathon. Or walk a marathon. Or possibly hand a little cup of water to somebody in a marathon. Give a compliment to someone that you don't usually like. Then punch them to level it out. Meet the Pope. Or somebody on the Pope's first string team, the Cardinals. Or at least the Cardinal's waterboy. Lend money to my friend and then, just once, have him pay me back. Stand on the Great Wall of China and say, "Wow, this is a great wall!" Admit I was wrong about something, and not have everyone in the room agree with me. Vacation on a cruise ship, only this time not watch Titanic so I'm not clutching my pillow waiting for the ship I'm on to sink. Challenge other customers in Wal-Mart to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Start a standing ovation at the end of watching a movie at the movie theater. I'll feel like a freaking hero. Picture of the Day Ending I am so terribly sorry for waiting this long to post a new Oreo's News. But it shall continue! Thanks for reading, my little Oreos
But I feel the story might never come, kinda my fault, I'm never on Pal to discuss plots and that but if it does proceed then it shall be epic
I do a fairly good sweep of long threads. If I find something interesting I look closer at it.-. You could say something caught my eye
Defiantely funniest news on pimd. Trust me... And yes I have come out of pimdnation to check news and crap. So goodbye again and back to drinking my KAWfee