Welcome to... Oreo's News - A Very Oreotastic Competition (5th Issue) Sorry it's taken me a while, I've been a little busy OREO'S NEWS CONTEST WINNER! Congratulations to the very first Oreo's News contest winner: jessica-123! She got a diamond ring Main PIMD News PHANTASM has become #1 again! TERROR-LoNeRtisM- and PHANTASM are neck and neck for the title of PIMD's strongest player! Who will stay on top? Laura's and Sexy's wedding war is on January 14th! Who's side are you on? -JordanMooCow- and KFH_HERO have organized a Valentine's Day War! Starting on the 17th, males and females will go against each other and fight to the end! Go females A new club has taken the top 2 on the leaderboard: VIP's gone WILD! This club has numerous T5s keeping their number 2 spot secure. Will they ever become stronger than TERROR? Forums Report The story, Something Missing, by -Hearts-Katie is over with a tragic ending But, she has made a sequel, Something Remains Missing. Go check it out! SensualPie is working on publishing her stories, Blood on the Ice and Red Rose! Neat! F_FoR_FiRe will be starting PIMD parodies soon! Stay tuned Breaking News! DarkRose1908 loves -J4K3Y-! There is an overload on picture threads - STOP MAKING THEM Thank you xX-Old-x-Phoenix-x-Rebirth-Xx is making a new story for Fan Fiction! Make up a character and post it on his thread if you want to be in it Want/need makeup, hair, love, and skin tips? Check out harley7654's thread! It has great tips World News A suicide bomber disguised as a policeman targeted citizens Saturday outside the southern Iraqi city of Basra, killing at least 53 people and wounding 137. The captain of the colossal cruise ship that ran aground off a picturesque Italian island - killing three people, injuring 20 and leaving dozens unaccounted for - was arrested late Saturday and is being investigated for abandoning ship and manslaughter. Egyptian reform leader Mohamed ElBaradei ended his bid for president on Saturday after criticizing the interim military government for its failure to bring about "a real democratic system." Peruvian judges on Friday sentenced Dutch national Joran van der Sloot to 28 years in prison and ordered him to pay thousands of dollars in reparations for the killing of a 21-year-old Peruvian woman in 2010. A man was gunned down Thursday in front of children at an elementary school as they were leaving for the day. The victim, 30, was shot nine times with a .45-caliber pistol by an unidentified gunman as he fled his attackers. Witnesses said one attacker shot the victim inside the school next to a basketball court, while another attacker stood outside. Tribal revenge attacks in South Sudan have left at least 57 people dead and 52 wounded. Sports Section These are a few NFL scores. The underlined team is the team that won. Saints vs. 49ers: 17-23 Steelers vs. Broncos: 23-29 Giants vs. Falcons: 24-2 Saints: vs. Lions: 45-28 Bengals vs. Texans: 10-31 Tip of the Day This is a new section I'm adding to Oreo's News. Each issue, there will now be a "Tip of the Day," which provides tips about almost anything on PIMD. So, my first tip is: making money There are several ways to make money: Battling others. My tip for battling others it that you should only battle inactive players or battle during wars if you plan on attacking a lot. You never know how the defender will react, so you could get farmed in return. Doing jobs. My tips for doing jobs are doing the "Difficult" or "Normal" jobs, then when they get harder, go to easier ones. If you don't like that way, then you should do a job 2-3 times, wait for your energy to fully replenish, then repeat. Getting volleyed. My tip for getting volleyed is to not beg. Nobody wants a begging tutor. Just no. Volleying others. My tip for volleying is to find a trustworthy partner and volley with them. Don't make them keep every single volley, they will think you are mooching off of them. Buying money with real life money. If you just have money to burn, why not buy PIMD money? I hope you enjoyed my Tip of the Day! Editorial This week's topic is... Sexting. Really. Just really. Our world has come to sexting COMPLETE strangers, and some of them are not even 12 years old! If you or someone you know is a "sexter," just knock it off. PIMD has become overloaded with perverts/sexters, and some of our beloved players of PIMD have left because of them. So, if your mission was to ruin a perfectly fun, harmless game, then congratulations, perverts, mission accomplished. One day, this will come back to bite you. And not in your little perverted ways. Thank you for listening to my rant Special Thanks Actually, I did this whole issue by myself this time. The only people I have to thank specifically are -JordanMooCow-, -Immortals-Cookie_Monster-, and F_FoR_FiRe for annoying me to post my news I would also like to thank all of my readers. I can't do this without you guys Sorry there are no interviews this week. I couldn't think of anyone good to interview. Thanks for reading, my little Oreos
Lol j4k3y... Im from Asia, the rate of dropping by the US campus is extremely rare Nice to meet you though