He has a black hole the size of Jupiter in his pants, not in the front but in the back, with the suction power of a Dyson...don't get your face too close you might lose an eyeball. He loves to sit on barstools to the woe of many a barmaid ? they've lost thousands of dollars in lost seating. he gets angry when you tell him to stop sucking up objects around him, and he loves to snort lines off of hairy cracks. ? Oh Tweaky you little freaky...that has poo the size of an elephants and smells like old socks and stale farts could knock a fucker out! Love you Tweaky
the guy in the boat got his eyes too close to the black hole that's why they pop out of his sockets like that
? VT_Juicer_Owned_By_Bells is missing, the last known location was in a bar sitting next to Tweak...Dare I say it... I think he fell victim to the booty hole.
? we haven't seen Raven in a while either...has she also become a victim to Tweaks ever hungry asshole? ??? they are dropping like flies!