This is my panty. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My panty is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My panty, without me, is useless. Without my panty, I am useless. I must smell my panty true. I must steal straight from college girls who is trying to hide panties. I must smell panty before it is washed. I will... My panty and I know that what counts in PIMD is not the party we hit, the people we farm, nor strangers we RP. We know that it is the PANTY COLLECTION that count. We will SNIFF... My panty is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its flower. I will keep my panty dirty and ready, even as I am dirty and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before PIMD, I swear this creed. My PANTY and I are sleep together. We are the masters of our bed. We are the saviors of my humanity. So be it, until victory is PIMD's and there is no enemy, but PANTY collection!