So like ya. Sup guys? Welcome to the first Pimd star since... since... Before the crazy update Hey if you can be the first one to know what ep this is please tell me and I'll give you some toilet paper. ._. Mod Cars So tell me forum, of the current mods, what cars do you think they'd drive? And mods, if you are actually reading this, please put what car you have, or want to drive one day! Cookie- Maybe a porsche of some kind Zeuss- Greek Chariot Neon- Defently a Ram Rose- A black Ferrari Spiny- Idk, maybe a charger? Mindy- A Toyota or something Olivia- Lamborghini FTW Kai-A hyundai maybe? Sig's So guys... Really simple question. What's your signature? Do you use bbs, rainbows, pictures or what? Post your sig! ~ThatOnePersonThatYouDon'tHaveTheGutsToAskOut New Avatars Even the kitty knows the devs screwed up. WHY DID YOU ADD FIXED STAT BONUSES!?!?!? I would have been so much better if you had made each on coast a little and then extra depending on what stat you wanted. But guess what. Now we have the VIP filled with volleyball Captians. =_= Th devs don't think though. This game has such a tight modding system, and yet now half the VIP has a banana in their pants and half the noobs of the game are touching themselves. Eply awards So every ep I'll give some awards out to players of the forums for doing recent things: Biggest Rage: _Dusk_ Most non-spam threads: Azarah Most Smarticals: Mature_Unicorn Lame-ist Silence: LeoTheCool Newest return: Foxymama Most stereotypical: PWND_CROSSF1RE Spammers So like what's up with all the forum spam lately? It's all racist fuck though, so I doubt it's just some angry people. What do I think? Stupid HsH sent them. HsH is the most childish game ever. They act all cool with there 'dates' and stuff. Bullshit. They're all 10 year olds who are so immature that they try to make us think out game is crap. One day maybe they'll survive a day without being deleted, but not for a while. CHARACTER CONTEST!!!!! So... Who here can draw? I'm sure some of you can. But I wonder who can draw the best? In the comment section Below post a picture you drew that is supposed to look like how you think a Pimd player looks. Could be a mod, could be a spammer, could be anyone. I'll pick the best one and add it to the next Pimd Star! -Kai- is a troll? So in cc just now I was chillaxing and chatting, and I mentioned that there where three online mods in the club. And Kai was just like: Waa? So I'm spending all this energy trying to convince her that she's a mod and she won't fricken buy it! So I'm getting as confused as hell, so I'm like: Are you trolling or what? And THEN she admits that she doesn't know what trolling is. I'm just like: And she's just like: Speaking of Kai... She is marrying Cookie-Monster!!! Congratulate them on their marriage and their soon-to-be baby!!! Stupid crap that no one cares about Top 10 VIP Overall Players 1. Demo_N_Magnify 2. Bosen 3. PHANTASM 4. josila 5. -Suiiii- 6. SouvenirsVaDurerEternellement 7. RONNY43 8. Pornographic-of-Blue 9. BigBlock 10. Mulva Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. Top 10 VIP Fight Players 1. chenghoo 2. johnnyBlaze 3. Shad0w-loves-Pillow 4. __King__Rampage__ 5. DevilDog57 6. -clarise- 7. IM-GOTTA-GET-YOU 8. IXx__Lord_Bane__xXI 9. hbarlian 10. ZEN_BuJingYun According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. Top 10 VIP Tutor Players 1. PHANTASM 2. TheBarbieDolLs 3. Demo_N_Magnify 4. Bosen 5. josila 6. -Suiiii- 7. SouvenirsVaDurerEternellement 8. Pornographic-of-Blue 9. BigBlock 10. RONNY43 When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. Top 10 VIP Valuable Players 1. j31 2. TERROR-SuperBoy- 3. J_BabyBear 4. 00_BadGrumps 5. TheKenDolLs 6. TERROR-SuperGirl- 7. SuperPenny 8. -Suiiii- 9. LadyOfHarp 10. lllllllMicrolllllll The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million. Top 10 Strongest Clubs 1. VIP's Gone Wild 2. TERROR 3. DEMOgorgoN 4. Immortals 5. Old Farts' Home 6. Ultima Ratio 7. -Legacy- 8. Distant Society 9. WHAT THE CLUCK 10. Zircon Universe There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum). Top 10 Most Cash Won Clubs 1. Old Farts' Home 2. Cosmopolitans 3. V Formation 4. Echelon 5. -Panda Spankerz- 6. the last of gozi's freedom 7. Karate Kids 8. Zircon Universe 9. so much for happiness on xmas 10. Ordo Ab Chao The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. Top 10 Most Wars Won Clubs 1. Club VIP 2. The Falcons Nest 3. The Unfortunate Ones 4. The Bosses Buffet 5. ALPHA_BETA 6. farmer of creed 7. blue mountain state 8. Aire Chain 9. Army of Us 10. GREMLIN MAFIA FEATURED PLAYER So today's featured player is iLoveBlizzy!!!!! I'm not going even going to try to get all the different names she's had but to mist she's known as 'Chloe'. Now Chloe goes from raging at people to stripping fir weddings? to extensive use of swearing to counsel people. She's fricken 10 though. Or maybe 11 :? So here's my interview with her: TheOne: Hey Chloe!!! TheOne: Chloe? TheOne: CHLOE!!!!! TheOne: Y u no answer? Well anyways yah. Chloe, featured player... married to my former co-writer -_-Blizzard-_- Great person. Wrap up So what do YOU want in your Pimd Star? I'll add anything you send me whether it's a story, article, or ad, it'll go in! Even platypuses Just noticing other than the interview that failed there was NO colour. Troll all you like!
Yooo!!! I see its finally up eh! You got alot of "Yes" based on your poll! So let's all make this a success! And ny signature? Sure! Yours Truly, Brother_Matt Chill! Have a Bento Set!
Bento Sets are traditionally packed lunches to be brought to school or work in Japan. Now it's served in restaurants the entire day. Haha!
@ the one : you hired me as a silence reporter or something and I'm wondering what I'm supposed to do
Great work TheOne! I want platypuses Kai And, damn! I miss that picture. Ikr it's hella funny