Beware:Useless thread ahead Oh and Phill made me post this ._. So...as the title states: "WHAT TURNS YOU ON?!?!" As you can see from my status, Banana's turn me on Why? Because their nutritiousDuh why else? Cal and I share a love for bananas, also Ok thanks for wasting your time reading this thread Have a nice day and remember to post P.S. Keep Calm and Love Bananas?
Girls in high boots, stockings, braces, petite girls EMERGHERD I just made a mess in my pants Uhh piercing blue or green eyes Annnnnnnnndddddddd! Petite girls with piercing blue or green eyes, them long boots and braces BOOM GOES THE MOTHER FUCKING DYNAMITE!!!!! Now please excuse me while I go clean up i didn't really... Calm down ._.
Meh. Nice attitude, cuteness, smart. I'd wrather her be nice and smart than have a smoking hot bod, and possibly be dating 20 other guys. Idc if I spelled stuff wrong.
This may sound disturbing but fuck it #YOLO MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS! When I see crystal, it turns me on so much I just soak her in my drool like a dog slobbering all over you, her smell just makes me wanna put her in a giant back and air vacuum all the scent out. And make perfume outta her, her skin is so soft I just wanna skin her and make clothes outta it I wanna make pillows outta her bosoms big soft fluffy pillows