Pick up lines

How much does a polar bear weigh

I don't know either but it sure broke the ice -winky face-

Note to others: do not use this line if the person you are using it on has been previously spoke to, also do not use it if the person you are talking to is teaching you about polar bears, as a final note to self do not use this if you are talking to polar bears, they feel insulted about their weight and brutally consume you in the most painful ways imaginable.

 

Heheheh.

Most of the ones I know r pretty corny, I don't think you get into anybody's heart with these things. But they are good sometimes for starting a conversation.
"I know your feet must be tired – because you been running through my mind all night"

 

" how about some fries with that shake?"️

 

When I was courting my girlfriend (Mars) I was like: Aye gurl, you are outta this world (;

Needless to say, that won her heart Hohoho

 

I like ur face.

 

Forget pick up lines, we need break up lines like, "is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"

 

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

 

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.


There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.


Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?


Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls.

 

If you were a burger at McDonalds , your name would be McGorgeous.

 

Ill be BurgerKing and you can be McDonalds


Ill have it my way and youll be loving it

 

Hey, Do you work at Subway ?
Cause you just gave me a FootLong ;D

Hey, Do you play the trumpet ?
Cause you got me all hòrny ;D

Lol 

 

Your face. I like that shit

 

Is your name Mickey? Because you're so fine!!

Is your dad a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns! 