Funny Poem Contest

Roses are red
Violets are red
Oh damn the gardens in fire

 

Since l was six years of age,
friends called me Bonner in cage.
Now, thou, writing different page of lifes,
one can't be bothered changing his visage.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why you in my bed
Ypu liv ein the zoo

 

Every year
I shed a tear.
For my favorite dog.
He was like a hog.
Because he jumped over logs.
Then he got sick,
Could no longer lick.
It was a sad sad day,
It ruined my parade.

 

Rose are red
Violets are blue
You better shut up 
Before your face turns blue

 

   
 


FLY TO THE MOON
AWAY FROM THE
DRAMA AND BE FREE


 

Fly to the moon away from the drama and be free and happy

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
New avatars are whack
And so are you



See what I did there 

 

Roses are red
Rangers are blue
You better start running
Cause animal control is after you 

 

Let's cut our hair so we can't see from one eye
Hey that's a disability I think I might cry

 


Roses are red
Facebook are blue
No mutual friends
Who the hell are you?!
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Cacti are green
Fire is hot
This poems makes no sense
Microwave

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue 
You better stfu 
Before I punch you 

 

~Bitches used to try to make me frown
~Cause I had cushion for pushin and my rear would jiggle fast.
~Now I look back at those pathetic poser skinny clowns
~ and smile as I say "your boyfriend likes my big fat ass!"