Top 50 things to do in an Elevator

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SexyStrawberry, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Top #50 things to do in an elevator
     Well hello, I was slightly bored when I made this, but I hope you like it.

    WARNING
    Please don't hold me responsible for whatever happens if you choose to take this list on.

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    7. Shave.
    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
    13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
    and ask them to call you Admiral.
    14. One word: Flatulence!
    15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
    stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
    shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
    17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
    announce: "I've got new socks on!"
    18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
    19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
    20. Meow occassionally.
    21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
    23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
    25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
    26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
    27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
    28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
    29. Leave a box between the doors.
    30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for
    them.
    31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
    32. Start a sing-along.
    33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
    beeper?"
    34. Play the harmonica.
    35. Shadow box.
    36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
    37. Lean against the button panel.
    38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
    39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
    40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
    other passengers that this is your "personal space."
    41. Bring a chair along.
    42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
    43. Blow spit bubbles.
    44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
    45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
    49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
    50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

    Have fun

    - Strawberry
     
  2. Love it!!! Man I could be in that elevator for months


    ~
     
  3.  this is just my personal list, you can add if you'd like.
     
  4. this is interesting,
    Can i offer you in one of my sessions? 
     
  5. Very cool
     
  6. How about...
    Scream at the top of ur lungs, curl up in the corner rocking softly and start to hyperventilate
     
  7. Copy/paste
     
  8. Debbie downer
     
  9. Or u could Have a conversation with the wall then scream and say " I TRUSTED U"
     
  10. I've got some
     
  11. Dang it cut me off!

    I've got some and I've actually tried some.

    1.) Drop your pen. When someone bends to pick it up, shout, "THAT'S MINE!"

    2.) At every single person who goes in, say in your most serious tone, "I think you all know what you're doing here."

    3.) Shout "WELCOME TO NARNIA!" when someone comes in. (I've done this. In the restroom. The girl and her kids thought I was insane. )

    4. You can do this everywhere:
    Run to someone, ask for the date. When they tell you, shout, "IT WORKED!" and run off. 
     
  12.  hey I like those, nice 


    ~
     
  13. Wear a devil suit, and whenever somebody walks in, say "going down?"
     
  14. I've heard some of those, but nice new ones lol

    When I go up, I like to crouch down and make like a rocket about to blast off.
     
  15.  I like the devil suit one
    Lol Danzo, I always do that.
     
  16. Or jump up and down
     
  17.  Mhm, I jump up when its about to stop.
     
  18. Put a label on your shirt that says life and hand out lemons to everyone that comes in.

    I love these I might actually do some
     
  19. When someone walks in song happy birthday and throw confetti.