Not For Sale

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Master-Gonzo-the-Phoenix, May 6, 2012.

  1. I am not for sale , I am not an item, I am a human being, I am not a slave.

    ._. ch'yeah
     
  2. ::buys dan::

    Now wash the floor
     
  3. You might not be for sale but you are for hire. Or do it says.
     
  4.  yes Casper, master, and would you like a cup of tea too?
     
  5. *hires Dan* *spanks Casper*

    dan my house needs cleaning. And clean the toilet with your toothbrush.
     
  6.  but maxie... why not the toilet cleaner instead?
     
  7. I can't afford one o_O
     
  8.  * cleans toilet... with Hermes's toothbrush*
     
  9. ooh that's a good idea


    Now go clean my garden too many weeds.
     
  10.  so much work

    all done   why treat me as slave? I am a human, I have a soul
     
  11. Not in my world you don't.
     
  12.  *tries teleporting to a world that I have a soul*
     
  13. Can't teleport in my world. You only get to move if someone hires you from me and I don't hire back =P
     
  14. The house, garden, yards, your whole property is clean and windows are waxed mad'am
     
  15. ::hires dan back:: where's my tea?  I'd like a scone as well please.

    I'm a good mistress. I say please. Now hop to it.
     
  16. *hires dan and Casper*
     
  17. ok, and do I get food after?

    * as serving tea* 