GIRL ADVICE NEEDED ASAP

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *GreatKingOblivion (01), Aug 17, 2012.

  1. Ok so I'm 17 just
    Moving to a new school and new neighborhood. Ok I'm light skinned, always keep a clean hair cut. I would say I'm Good looking I usually date the cutest girls in school. I kind of have a low self of steam. I know this is not the place but I need advice badly. I'm a little shy. So here is the story.
    My mother and I just moved to a great neighborhood into this very nice and big 5 bedroom home. So before we moved furniture in my mom wanted to clean so she is mopping/scrubbing the floors and we hear some kids. So I walked outside to see who they were. It was a two girls who looked mixed just like I am (black
     
  2. Could someone just wall me because post did not fully post.
     
  3. The cutest girls in school, but you have a low self-esteem?

    Either you are a lawyer and are able to lie.. Or you have a personality disorder.

    Egotistical, AND low self esteem?
    Hell yeah, baby.
    Let's date.
     
  4. ^
     
  5. Low self esteem is from my last name...
     
  6. Dude. My last name sounds similar to cock. Don't get your hopes down just because of a bitchy last name. ._.
     
  7. Did you use the and sign? It cuts you off...
     
  8. You incorporate race. Thus I believe this love thread is a fail
     
  9. Cool thread bro
     
  10. Just one question...

    You dated the cutest girls in school, correct? Then why the hell do you need advice?? If you've already dated, why do you need help?
     
  11. Although, I cannot speak as I never date... So, good luck
     
  12. Some girls like shy guys?
     
  13. I'm a girl and not that it matters but I'm black and love shy guys . Just as long as u can crack a joke every now and then or get involved in conversations some girls may adore you
     
  14. Cracking a joke gets me girls?
    If that was true, I'd be the billion dollar pimp. I make so many terrible jokes, and people just walk away from me because of it.
     
  15. step your game up
     
  16. Crack a joke?

    'Knock knock'

    'Who's there?'

    'Hot guy'

    'Hot guy who?'

    'I'm a hot guy and I wanna date a sexy chick like you.'

    I can already imagine what happened to that poor lad. Kicked in the crotch and dumped in the dumpster outside of her apartment. Oh, lordy.
     
  17. Step MY game up?
    Lol, okay.
     
  18. I don't to step... I have an elevator to do it for me ._.
     
  19. I don't need to* 3am... Urgh