(I got this from a video off of Youtube) 1. Don't walk around saying "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?" 2.If someone says "Oh yeah, that's the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered" then it's time to move out. 3. If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says "Mabye I wont turn into one", kill them. Better safe than sorry. 4. Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don't go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don't drop it. Car? Never starts. Neighbors?Never home. Police? Always die at some point. 5. If something licks your hand in the darkness, its NOT your dog. 6. Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm Street, and the entire state of Maine. You will be killed there 7. If you're running around completely naked, you might as well just Murder yourself 8, If you are a hot girl, you will die. 9. If you open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, He didn't come to chop firewood. 10. Never go to the bathroom alone. If needs be, go on yourself, it's much safer. 11. If you see a clown, RUN!!!!. That clown isn't hanging around to make you some ballon animals! 12. Leave slow or clumsy friends behind. Every man for themselves. Sombody's got to live to tell the story. 13. Don't split up and look for clues! Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is a lie!! 14. Never say "I'll be right back" because you won't be right back. 15. When you're walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on! 16.If you are running from the killer, you're going to trip and fall at least twice.More if you are a girl. 17.If you trip and fall, don't lay there with the "Ow, it hurts" face. Get up and continue running! 18. No matter how fast you run, the killer will ALWAYS be right behind or in front of you, despite the fact that he is huffling along at a slower and more dramatic pace. 19. If you're pointing a gun at the killer, don't say "If you move I'll shoot! I'm serious!" Just shoot him already! 20. On a stormy night, you will find an open window that you were sure was locked. It didn't magically unlock itself did it? 21. Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey!, it works for bears.... doesn't it? 22. Never back out of one room into another without looking. He's always behind you. 23. If you see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat........even if it turns out to be one of your friends. Swing first, say sorry later. 24. Listen to the advice of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen! 25. Never take a shower. Killers love showers. Anyways, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch. 26. If you are a girl, get a boyfriend. He'll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you'll live. 27. If you hear weird noises, don't go to investigate. You are NOT Dora the Explorer. 28. If you've beaten the killer into a boody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise destroy him! 29. If someone claims that there's nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong. 30. If you're asked to babysit during a storm, on halloween, on Friday the 13th or during a full moon, just say "Sorry, no can do". 31. One of your friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it's just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. LEAVE THEM!! 32. Always have your keys at the ready. You don't want to be fumbling in your bag going "Oh, where are they? I'm sure I have them somewhere", while the killer closes in. 33. Drips are never good. If you hear a dripping sound, it's blood Likewise, if you hear a clang, it's a meat cleaver and if you hear thunk, it's a severed head. 34. If someone says "it's just the wind, guys. Everything's fine. Stop overreacting", you should reply "Yeah well I hope I won't overreact when you're dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards". 35. Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing or breathing heavily when you're trying to hide. Killers are NOT deaf. 36. Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When you come back up, ther'll be someone standing behind you in the mirror. 37. Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear. 38. If your friends go to check out a strange noise and don't return, DON'T go looking for them. Just make new friends. 39. Never fool around with someone, only the virgins live 40. when you hear the music change to "ch, ch, ch, ch...ah, ah, ah, ah", you're as good as dead. 41. If you find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, don't go "OMG! what happened!?" you KNOW what happened. 42. If you are going on a vacation, google the name of the area. If the first five search results are news stories about missing persons, take a holiday somewhere else. 43. If the calls are coming from inside the house, get the hell out of the house. 44. A good strategy is to say "No! Kill me instead!" That way, the killer will leave you alone and murder everyone else. Reverse psychology! 45. Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged. 46. Whenever a puppet or doll turns to you and says "Let's play", it doesn't REALLY want to play. 47. If all your appliances automatically turn on by themselfes, don't go "Omg! whats going on!?" just get the hell out of the house ok? 48. Never drink or do drugs, Killers hate thoes kinds of people 49. Never yell things like "It's over now" or "We made it". Thats guarantees that it's not over and you won't make it. 50. If all else fails, Make friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
I love this! Me and my friends always yell at the screens ._. The people just don't listen do they?
I hate the drug users, sex people, and wanna-be expolrers of the horror movies. I'm the virgin that lives
I'm the one that the killer gets a hold of and everyone thinks is dead, but I come back later on in the movie living Bri never dies
This pretty much describes all horror movies...if you never seen one this threat is a spoiler alert nice
I hate it when the people in the movies walk around around their "empty" house in the dark. Bitch, there's someone trying to force you to have your babies. Right behind you. And you just passed like, eight light switches! Don't search for killers in the dark, you 'tard! >8I