HOW TO SPOT A N00B Table Of Content - What is a noob - How to spot a noob - How to get rid of a noob - Recipes with noobs - Conclusion What is a noob -newb: A newb or newbie is a new player that is not familiar with the mechanics of the game. They are trying to become better and to learn. -Noob: The noobs are player who completely suck at a game, wether they've been around for long or not. They are bad players and they are idiots. Even when someone try to educate them to the game, they can't seem to understand the language you are speaking. Characteristics of a noob: • Impatient; • Bad grammar; • Incapacity to understand any form of language; • Think they are good; • Trying to play badass; • Make useless things; • Don't know what humor is; • Speak like a 5 years old kid Other informations Noobs seems to be blocked at their stage in the game. They are good at putting themselves in uncomfortable situations and bring their friends in the hole they dug. how to spot a noob Now that you know what is a noob, here are some ways to spot one. Their name: Most of the time, noobs have noobs name. They somehow seem to think the same way when choosing their username. The most common form of noob user name is Realname numbers. (e.g.: Grelod123456, John90334, etc.) Their intellectual capacities: A good way to spot a noob is by their intellectual capacities. The noobs seems, for unknown reasons, to be dumber than my dog (and I don't have dog). Every mentally demanding activities are completely impossible in their brain. They can't seem to understand what they are playing and how it works. Grammar: Noobs cannot use a proper grammar, be it in their main language or in any other languages. They will write like this: Cn sum1 hire me plz, I need $$$ n id b hapy. Not only noobs write like this though so don't condemn a person just by this writing. They think they are badass: Noobs are sure that they are strong badass players. If you start farming a noob (extremely hard due to their weak stats), they'll threat you, saying that they will get their friends to farm you and blah blah blah (I never read the rest of their posts). And their "friends" will just follow you and tell you: "Farm this idiot, he's so freaking annoying" or "please stop farming him/her" and then you're like "no" and then they say "Oh... Ok. Goodbye ". Make useless and annoying things: The noobs are making the everyday normal things useless and annoying. Just an example of this is breathing. A noob is annoying just by breathing. They seem to enjoy spamming forums with useless threads like hate thread because they got dropped from their club, begging thread to be hired or to own a club, threads asking why they've been silenced for asking dirty rp with 7 years old girls only or threads to make their personal in-game diary. They also beg on campus chat, which is extremely annoying. Vocabulary of a 5 years old kid: Like if it wasn't annoying enough to spell like a kid, they also have the vocabulary going with their spelling. It's like a pack. Buy the bad spelling and get the poor vocabulary FOR FREE!!!! It's an extremely elaborated vocabulary featuring some very exiting words like: fuck, bitch, I, am, need and a lot of other words! Perfect for begging and being annoying. How to get rid of a noob Trolling: Noobs are extremely susceptible people. Only one little remark will make them mad. They will start swearing on your wall. Just ignore them and they'll quit. Blocking: If the noob is in your private messages or on your wall, block them. Farming: If the problem persist, farm the shit out of the noob and they'll most likely reset or leave you alone. Imitating: If you act like the noob, they'll get so annoyed that they'll leave you alone. Some recipes with noobs Potage le Noobifique: Ingredients - 4 bowls of chicken broth - 4 bowls of noob broth - 2 and half ounces of butter - 1 jug of flour - 1 bowl of diced carrots - 1 bowl of diced onions Recipe 1- Add all the ingredients to a big kettle 2- Mix vigorously 3- When it's liquid, pour in dirt bowl immediately! 4- TADA!!! Grilled noobs: Ingredients - 2 slices of bread - Cheese - One noob Recipe 1- Put the cheese on a slice of bread 2- Put the noob on the cheese 3- Put the other slice on the noob 4- Put on the fire and wait until the cheese is melted. Conclusion I hope you enjoyed this useful and helpful guide. Have a good noob hunt! -нэяøвя།ཾйэ-
Also, its not "0" since there's multiple zeros and a underscore it should have been "0_0". Is that alright by you minecraft pro?