Channel News PIMD You Don't say.

DOLLY MOLLIES KILL!
This is breaking news!
Those who have come into contact with the doll are advised to quarantine themself in a library immediately!
A gamma radiation blast has occurred in the states of Galarado! A man was fatally wounded after it exploded!

Right now, those at CNP are building a time machine to refix this!
We are going back in time!
[Pitbull music plays] I love that song!

That's the breaking news for now.
Back to CNP!

Apparently someone has plagiarised my work. By copying all my sections and gifts idea.
I did not allow it.

So.. DISINTEGRATE HIM TROOPERS!

Plane hijacked
A group of evil scheming people in black have hijacked a plane!
This is cleared as top confidential but i have sources!

Codenamed man in black!
Those who see 
Call the cops now!
They have killed innocent ants and beetles in quara.

Stay tuned we'll be back with a commercial break
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They can be purchased separately somewhere... Find it yourself lazy couch potato!

Back to CNP
So you copied my idea of a news channel, tell me more how it was all your idea.

HELLO, YDS is in da house!

Really happened in sch today
Le stupid guy


: Woah was that lightning?
:NOOO.. It was god throwing a flashbang!

Top movies worth watching

THE AVENGERS!
: You don't say...
Isaac: SHUT UP YOUR SEGMENT'S OVER!
: 

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A man has been held captive today by a unknown man. Fortunately he has been recovered and now is in custody. This is what happened.

: That guy caught me, flew me to volcanic iLand to ask me a question.
It was about how to catch a Rayquaza.

I told him he could use a masterball, HE USED IT TO CATCH A STUPID MAGIKARP!!
Then i strangled him to death..


That's all for today folks!

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Ps. I used to make funny fake stories before, ceg, please do not copy my idea and use your own ideas or I'll take action.
 
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