DOLLY MOLLIES KILL! This is breaking news! Those who have come into contact with the doll are advised to quarantine themself in a library immediately! A gamma radiation blast has occurred in the states of Galarado! A man was fatally wounded after it exploded! Right now, those at CNP are building a time machine to refix this! We are going back in time! [Pitbull music plays] I love that song! That's the breaking news for now. Back to CNP! Apparently someone has plagiarised my work. By copying all my sections and gifts idea. I did not allow it. So.. DISINTEGRATE HIM TROOPERS! Plane hijacked A group of evil scheming people in black have hijacked a plane! This is cleared as top confidential but i have sources! Codenamed man in black! Those who see Call the cops now! They have killed innocent ants and beetles in quara. Stay tuned we'll be back with a commercial break Need a quirky flight to somewhere? Want your own plane? Now with the S-98 you can fly anywhere.. Only at $1000 it is (not) equipped With Glass windows Doors Landing gears Televisions Cookies In-Flight entertainment They can be purchased separately somewhere... Find it yourself lazy couch potato! Back to CNP So you copied my idea of a news channel, tell me more how it was all your idea. HELLO, YDS is in da house! Really happened in sch today Le stupid guy : Woah was that lightning? :NOOO.. It was god throwing a flashbang! Top movies worth watching THE AVENGERS! : You don't say... Isaac: SHUT UP YOUR SEGMENT'S OVER! : 21 Jumpstreet for those who wanna get killed by laughing to death [Sponsored by Lilbeast] A man has been held captive today by a unknown man. Fortunately he has been recovered and now is in custody. This is what happened. : That guy caught me, flew me to volcanic iLand to ask me a question. It was about how to catch a Rayquaza. I told him he could use a masterball, HE USED IT TO CATCH A STUPID MAGIKARP!! Then i strangled him to death.. That's all for today folks! [COPYRIGHT 2012] The segments, incentives,titles and the idea of funny fake stories and everything else is protected! Ps. I used to make funny fake stories before, ceg, please do not copy my idea and use your own ideas or I'll take action.
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