Channel News PIMD Sorry for delays

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), May 22, 2012.

  1. CNP IS BACK sorry for delays..

    Maroon 5 visits PIMD campus!!

    FANS GO OVERWHELMED AND CAUSED A STAMPEDE.
    So far 10 injuries have been reported. Here is what the victims have to say.

    : Glar gwaf haut Doha OSHA
    Apparently he's got hit really hard in the head..

    : I love choo choo moo joker
    Cows!
    Very serious brain damage

    Well they must have been stunned by Adam Levine's handsome looks..

    I believe I sing much better..
    He's so rich and he still uses a payphone to call. I saw him using one to call his personal limo to pick him up.

    What does he spend his money on?He's rich but can't afford a phone..

    I don't think Carly Rae Jepsen will want him to call anytime soon.

    Be right back after this break

    Always find yourself tired?
    Introducing the 
    Smack-ur-face-chickenator!

    This is amazing for night shifts and people who burn the midnight oil.

    As long as your eyelids are shut for more than 2 seconds, the chicken will slap you!
    How amazing is that!

    Only at $7 Promotion price!

    Warning, we are not liable for any charges if you get injured or not get any sleep at night.
    Happy insomnia night!
    Back to YDS
    : Wow are you planting trees?
    : NOOO.. I'm building a house for the insects!

    : wow, washing your ride?
    : NOO.. i'm watering my car to see if it turns into a bus!

    :Hey are you sick?
    :Nooo... I've become a zombie!

    So hope you enjoyed it!

    Chill, eat a... Head?
     
  2. Awesome News Isaac
     
  3. 
     
  4. Trololololololololololololololololol
     
  5. Funnier than the other news things around .-.
     
  6. Gimme the chickenator!!! 
     
  7. I'm going to put 2 chickenators against each other and have a wrestling match
     
  8. ._. Not if I buy them all.
     
  9. I'm gonna buy them all first, buddy! *hands isaacbaby a blank cheque* 
     
  10. Free chickenator to 26th poster!
     
  11. Sorry I'm busy today so I can't do any reports today.

    You can re-read the old episodes