Zed's Slaughter Games

As you all know, I am the #1 doctor on PIMD*, and your #1 doctor loves each and every oppurtunity to dissect a patient every now and then. But recently I have had too many patients to keep up with, and I have fallen behind on my daily dissection quote**. To meet demands, I will implement soon a new way to meet this quote***. I will initiate my all new Zed's Slaughter Games.

The rules are simple:

If you are one of my patients, and still alive, you are to dissect my other patients. Nothing difficult. Just make sure you extract the following:

Heart
Brain
Stomach
Kidneys
Arms
Legs
Atleast 3 ribs


The sole surviving patient will earn a substantial prize, which will be revealed

 

Post on this thread to become a new patient

 

sweet. current patient count is 1

 

all body parts will be kept in a freezer until im ready to barbecue and eat them....


did i say that..?

i meant pass out to those who need them...


yes thats EXACTLY what i meant 

 

disclaimers:

*not debatable, i AM #1 doctor

**my daily quote is not to be revealed

***i may reveal it if im asked nicely

 

patient count: 2

 

patient number 3

 

i told everyone very clearly "post on this thread to become a patient"

all who are recognized as a patiet will be listed in the next thread

 

oops forgot to count noobette, so 4. and brooke, 5

 

indeed anya. now make sure you clearly read the current rules*

rules are to be changed on any whim of Zed

 

im cool idk about yew