1,000,000 robots

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by InactiveZed, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. hello, most of you know me as Doctor Zed. now, i believe i have been a kind doctor to you, and from my time on pimd i have only accidently killed a couple of patients. have no fear, the deceased are only eaten. but i digress.

    it has come to my attention that i have yet to be paid for my medical services... and meds arent cheap. so to repay the favor of my help to you all, i only ask one thing...

    i want to have 1,000,000 robots

    

    wiggle wiggle wiggle yah
     
  2. I want a robot. 
     
  3.  no 
     
  4. Bah. Cut short 

    I need robots more then him. Doc will only use them to kill people. I'll use them for good humans purposes.
     
  5. I want a robot 
     
  6. but but but

    plzzzzzzzz

    me love you long time
     
  7. My calculation.
    1 million robots = 2.5B (?)
    Someone verify. 
    No robots for you.
     
  8. I have checked to see if you're registered with the PiMD AMA and have fallen behind on your current membership dues. I'm the CFO of this fake organization and gave assessed a fine of.
    1. 200 robots
    2. All your diamond rings
    3. Your best Tarzan impersonation
    4. A pair of used size 14 bowling shoes.
    5. And a taunting wink.

    This must be paid in full no later than one week from the end of last year, best regards Darkness Rising.
     
  9. 
     
  10. correction:

    1 million robots is about 2,000,000,000,000
     
  11. No one will give you then. 
     
  12. You didn't help my adfiction to this damn game, so therefore, you do not get a robot. And I can't gift them anyway, cause I can't get teevee or cat. /).-
     
  13. Zed sweety on it like I said me love you long time 
     
  14. Being that I am Epinephrine, I think some of those robots should go to me. 
     
  15.  gimme 1000000 robots and ill love u LONG time
     
  16. ^ should I add that number to my contacts