The Guide To Cholo!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Drifting, Mar 19, 2015.

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  1. Hello Nubs!


    Today I'm going to teach you about the cholos of pimd!

    What Is A "Cholo?"



    Well I don't know the irl meaning because I'm very white but I do know the pimd meaning! A pimd cholo is a badass farmer who can say something funny once in a while. There's only 2 known, authentic, not fake, 100% real pimd cholos, the rest are fake, if you spot a fake prank farm them until reset. I make up 50% of the cholo population, the other half is some 45 year old bald dude who sells Girl Scout cookies from his can, he's also known as The-BAD-AlcholicCholo.


    Where Can We Find A Cholo?



    Us cholos are fragile creatures when it comes to romantic things, that being said, we can always be spotted with our respective girlfriend because we are whipped, #AllHailCrystalAndIvy


    Should I Be Scared Of A Cholo?



    Well I'm very nice and approachable, just ask anyone, I've never been mean in my life. 45 year old wannabe Girl Scout cholo is a different story however, hood legend states that there was a little boy named OrangeSlushy, One day OrangeSlushy went to buy Cholo's Girl Scout cookies, but what OrangeSlushy didn't know was that you should never buy cookies from a bald middle aged man in a skirt. It's said that cholo turned poor little OrangeSlushy into a literal slushy, the old men say that on dark, spooky nights if you look hard enough you'll find a 7/11 that sells Orange Slushies made from poor little OrangeSlushy.


    Well that's the end of my little guide, I hope that now you can understand us, we are not freaks, or monsters as society paints us to be, we're just people, cholo people, accept us pls

    Thanks to all the tryhard guide makers for giving me inspiration, ily
     
  2. 
     
  3. aaaanddd


    BANG


    goes your head
     
  4. Cholo wannabe here?
     
  5. Terrible forum ? cholos are nothing,
    Besides you got the meaning wrong, pimd cholo means:

    A wanna be farmer who just talks a lot of crap just to turn around and do it him/herself, who thinks he is all that and everyone should fear him when he is nothing more then what he claims of everyone else a nobody? also doesnt know much so all he does is send a quick fury of remarks to unsettle his opponent as he runs and hids under his bed

    Heres a book on the history of cholo:
    Page 1. Cholo is the biggest noob?
     



  6. nice thread btw
     
  7. Burn!



    I can't bb code or there would be an awesome gif depicting this
     
  8. That doesnt change the facts tho  and i wouldnt have denied it if you said it
    I believe that we would be good at farming together however we are both solo farmers, well one of us anyway the other is just a pranking hypocrite, and ill farm anyone if anyone asked it of me i didnt want you to feel left out, i mean come on i knew you since you were 200kcs  cant forget the kids
     
  9. Stradegy. One word you need to learn. I ain't the smartest dude but I ain't stupid. Using my stats.
     
  10. That would be

    BURN!
     
  11. Sticky please
     
  12. You onced called your so called "strategy" a noob thing to do, if you were strength build use strength and vise versa, guys that flew out the window didnt it️
     
  13. Anyways. I won't be responding anymore. You have my link in your nf. I just prank pinned someone. Half full. Have fun and good night.
     
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  15. Did i say something wrong choho
     
  16. No no. I call dancing stupid. Pranking isn't. It's smart.

    No you didn't. Just don't feel like lowering intelligence to make you understand. Plus. Pretty bugged ATM and I will say some things that'll get me banned.
     
  17. No you said to use intelligence was noobish and that strength was for real farmers, and just countless other things bruh, you just go with what everyone else is doing? Or is it a sudden change of heart
     
  18. Screenshot it and bring it here to make your argument valid.
     
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