How to make a thread Blow df up

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, Sep 9, 2018.

  1. Step 1.

    The first thing you need is lighter fluid and by that I mean possibly either a “old/dead meme, a terrible “yo mama” type joke, a picture of a cute animal, or cringeworthy celebrity or sexual innuendo. You can also throw out a light jab that could apply to anyone on PIMD and simply wait for someone to take the bait. Also... Simply ask the person responding in a spicy manner to justify their reply, or a question about their reply, and you will be able to see if you can keep the discussion going based on their sensitivity... Or just do a contest/giveaway.

    Step 2.

    Once the bait is taken, Get the unsuspecting victim(s) as angry, or as excited, as possible by talking about yourself or a situation that didn’t even apply to their original post at all. If they keep coming back to respond to you... they secretly like you, and by bumping your thread, more people will see it and possibly respond. This even works on mods.

    Step 3.

    When their friends come to the “rescue”, quote them for no damn reason at all. Be careful not to get them too angry or excited though, or things might get too personal and the thread may get locked. You don’t want this... you want to keep it going as long as possible... so mix up your attacks and responses to keep the targets off balance and confused about which direction you will go next.

    Step 4. Randomly compliment someone or wish someone well, preferably, right in the middle of the heated discussion... but be sure to mention the original topic so that the thread doesn’t get locked for going off course.

    Step 5. Remember to be patient. Eventually someone will bring up something that happened months or even years ago that they are still angry about or have been focused on. It is important to let that person or those persons vent their frustrations... no matter how ridiculous their claims are.

    Step 6. Abandon the thread entirely for at least 24 hours. Let it breathe. Then... randomly reappear and quote every single person you can bear to respond to, to reignite the discussion.

    Step 7. Remember to laugh the entire time.
     
  2. Give me my wig back.



    Edit: ain't nothing but hateration in this thievery.
    The police have been called. ?
     
  3. I support your style my brethren. Long live the drama threads.
     
  4. No, the irony is that this thread probably won’t even blow up. :lol: it needed a bomb ass gif... oh and I say gif like (JIF) like (JIFFY) the corn bread... that comes in the box. Who want it?
     
  5. I say gif like jif too
     
  6. Lol this thread needs to be in the Guides section if it isn't already(I usually go directly to Active Topics so idk k?)

    Also I do say gif like jif too

    I grew up saying mehng-a instead of mahng-a for manga tho and still pronounce it that way rip
     
  7. I'm good at this, watch!

    REMINDER!!

    Mentally ill=insane.
    It's not normal to be mentally ill.
    It makes you literally insane.
     
  8. Someone call the fire department?‍♂️‍♀️‍
     
  9. Oh mai. I love “taking the bait” tbh and starting/helping with firing up a thread. Acting triggered is my specialty. ?
     
  10. "Acting" :lol:
     
  11. I thought all it takes is to have an opinion.
     
  12. What can I say, it’s fun! Sure, some topics I thouroughly enjoy debating and being “triggered” about, but debate has always been a hobby and fun thing to do ?
     
  13. Good to know you don't actually care about all the mushy bullshït that you pretend to ;)
     
  14. Now, now, where did I say I didn’t care? Having fun debating doesn’t mean I don’t care, how silly~
     
  15. So you aren't acting then?

    Which is it insane lady?
     
  16. I take my opinions and make a show out of them! That’s what I meant by acting, since I normally don’t get very riled up when debating.
     

  17. Okay crazy lady
     
  18. How many of your thread posts have blown up?
     
  19. By definition I’m not crazy or insane because my mental illnesses are not considered what would be “seriously mentally ill” status but go offfff ?
     
  20. That is one cute white boy