Never made one of these before, but I'm bored so whatever. Once upon a time there was a ... Scratch that. A long long long long time ago there was once a dragon named.. Oh I don't know, how about Bongo. Bongo was a odd Dragon, this was mainly due to the fact that he was the only dragon in the world that wasn't fictional. Anyways Bongo was about 103837492739 years old, which was young for a dragon and so he didn't know much about anything. This was a problem because he couldn't find out how to take over the Earth. This was his dream, unlike many other dragons who dream of setting fire to forests and villages. but Bongo liked to dream big. In the end Bongo became the high and mighty king of all dragons when he was only 204837193948 years old. The end ... I never said it was going to be brilliant ?
If he was the only dragon that wasn't fictional, how do we know if how old he was really was young for a dragon??