 The Bithday Game 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by xXBlaireXx, Dec 4, 2012.

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  1. Well, I got nothing to do, so I decided to post this. I know there may be some of you who already knew this.

    Pick the month you were born:

    January - I fell in love with
    February - I ate
    March - I smacked
    April - I sang to
    May - I gave my number to
    June - I murdered
    July - I shot
    August - I danced with
    September - I choked on
    October - I went out with
    November - I kissed
    December - I hugged

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1 - a homeless guy
    2 - your mom
    3 - a banana
    4 - a fork
    5 - a Mexican
    6 - a gangster
    7 - a ninja
    8 - an iPod
    9 - my best friend
    10 - a goat
    11 - my dog
    12 - my dad
    13 - the computer
    14 - a football player
    15 - my neighbor
    16 - myself
    17 - a soda
    18 - a llama
    19 - a pickle
    20 - a stuffed animal
    21 - a weirdo
    22 - a sock
    23 - a doctor
    24 - my psychiatrist
    25 - a policeman
    26 - my brother
    27 - my sister
    28 - a baseball bat
    29 - a DVD player
    30 - my best friend's brother
    31 - my cellphone

    Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

    White - because I was high.
    Black - because I was drunk.
    Brown - because your mom told me to.
    Pink - because I'm retarded.
    Red - because the voices told me to.
    Blue - because I'm hot and I do what I want.
    Green - because I hate myself.
    Purple - because I'm stupid.
    Gray - because that's how I roll.
    Yellow - because someone offered me $1,000,000.
    Orange - because I love my family.
    Other - because that's what I do.

    Now post the sentence which you made. I got, "I choked on a fork because that's what I do."

    Lol, well not really... 
     
    #1 xXBlaireXx, Dec 4, 2012
  2. I smacked my dog because I'm stupid ...
     
    #2 -Emily_The_Perverted_Skittle-, Dec 4, 2012
  3. I smacked a baseball bat because I'm retarded.
    
     
    #3 wowlery, Dec 4, 2012
  4. I fell in love with a fork because I was high. 

    Could be relevant....
     
    #4 -SBO-GracieMonster, Dec 4, 2012
  5. "I ate an Ipod, because i was high"

    Lol. 
     
    #5 -Colt-, Dec 4, 2012
  6. Did it taste nice? 
     
    #6 wowlery, Dec 4, 2012
  7. I gave my number to a policeman because ......
     
    #7 *-Kaguya_S- (01), Dec 4, 2012
  8. I murdered your mom because I was drunk.
     
    #8 *FancyFap (01), Dec 4, 2012
  9. I hugged my brother because I'm retarded LOL
     
    #9 XDU-Lily_with_Flair-FI, Dec 4, 2012
  10. I hugged a baseball bat cause I hate myself 
     
    #10 *fmlforwin (01), Dec 4, 2012
  11. I killed my best friends brother because the voices told me to.

     That one sentence makes me sound psychotic. 
     
    #11 Redneck_Rebel, Dec 4, 2012
  12. My bad.

    I SHOT my best friends brother because the voices told me to.
     
    #12 Redneck_Rebel, Dec 4, 2012
  13. I hugged a weird because I'm a retard
     
    #13 Ferocious_Saint, Dec 4, 2012
  14. I murdered a Mexican because the voices told me to.

    o_O I sound crazy .....lol
     
    #14 MrzJAB, Dec 4, 2012
  15. i ate my dad because i was drunk 
     
    #15 YourSecretLover, Dec 4, 2012
  16. I kissed a policeman because that's how I roll

     Oh geez 
     
    #16 *-Dragoon- (01), Dec 4, 2012
  17. woohooo benny is MrCool
     
    #17 YourSecretLover, Dec 4, 2012
  18. I fell in love with my brother, because I was drunk.

    :!|
     
    #18 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Dec 4, 2012
  19. ❗I gave my number to my brother because the voices told me too❗
     
    #19 DeluluHoe, Dec 4, 2012
  20. I hugged my brother because I was drunk
     
    #20 Joek0823, Dec 4, 2012
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