Hello my friends, Recently, a lot of people left our forums and noobs started to fill it. The forums are plunged in a restless chaos and there is no one to deal with it since it is not against the ToU. That's why I give myself the spot of King of Forums. Here's why I should be this king. King were always tyrants and were never good for their citizens. I won't reinvent the wheel, I'll keep this good old tyrannical formula. I believe I would be good to maintain such a crazy power because I don't have any powers in real life and I would like to have a fake feeling of being important. It would make it easier to abuse of my powers. If you believe I'd be a good king, support me even though it will change nothing since I already have the crown. If you are against my reign, shut up already, I don't want your opinion. Your mighty, very serious king, TheSlenderman. Now, go back to work so I can ask phenomenal taxes to ensure my eternal pleasure.
Why are you all laughing? Don't you think it's a good idea? Rose, you could be... My magical horse? Closing the mouth of my opponents with your beauty, typical to unicorns.
Oh and I forgot my motivations. I want to enslave everyone who does not think like me so they build an extremely big and unnecessary statue for me without fees.