Greetings Earth dweller! I, an octopus, would like to ask you kindly to stop polluting the sea... Man and octopus have long been good friends but I am afraid, until you, child of man, stops this sad habit, my octopus brothers and sisters will have no choice but to take action... You see, our home was once nice and pretty, everything that sunk down to our humble abode was organic. Then, man learnt how to travel the sea. At first, we octopuses rejoiced, because your fathers were our good friends and we were delighted in feeling closer to you. Unfortunately, selfish and thoughtless individuals of your race started to throw trash into my home... My seafriends and I have tolerated this long enough and now we but our tentacles down. How would you like a huge plastic bag the size of yourself falling from the sky, landing right on you? What if it had landed on your children? How would you like your children breathing in toxic fumes everyday, knowing their life will be shortened because of that? How would you like it if one day, someone decided to close Earth's lid? How will you survive? Please don't get me wrong. The aquatic race are a friendly race. We let you swim in our home. However, my friends and family are suffering greatly for the wrongdoings of your people. We only want peace and it is in our best interest to solve this amicably. If this keeps going on, I am sorry but we, the octopuses, will arise and take action to defend our homes. It is in your power to stop the rise of the Octopuses(remember how bad it got with the rise of the apes?.) Please do what is right. Yours sincerely, Bobtopus.
This is symbolic in the weirdest of ways, but I get your point.. But if you are an Octopus, what size plastic bag do you use for groceries? I think most stores provide harder bags, instead of plastic to save the environment. But I like it. Finally something not totally retarded.
We don't use plastic bags, we have suckers. I do get what you're saying but in some parts of the world, it gets really, really bad. Every 5ft or so you see a plastic bag (I'm not exaggerating.) It's crazy because other parts, it's pretty clean. I'm just afraid... since the sea is one, and somehow they all join together. One country's effort will not be enough to protect our home... If another 5 or 6 pollute their end of the sea... This has to be a global effort
You are a good delivery man, then. But now you know it was an iPhone now you know. And to buddy, I'm pretty sure I meant octopuses. It's my preferred word choice anyway.
Ooo!!! I was happy cause I was able to visit my god buddy Neptune while I was down there! Very nice guy! Zeus was going to come with me.... But lightning with water... Not a good idea!