Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Apr 2, 2013.

  1. H-H-H...Here we go!
    So they're finally here, performing for you
    If you know the words, you can join in too
    Put your hands together if you want to clap
    As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!

    D. K.! Donkey Kong!

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    He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
    He's finally back to kick some tail!

    His coconut gun can fire in spurts
    If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt!
    He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
    He's the first member of the DK crew!
    D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
    D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!

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    This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
    She shrinks in size to suit her mood!

    She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
    She floats in air and climbs up trees!

    If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
    With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!

    D. K.! Donkey Kong!

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    He has no style, he has no grace
    This Kong...has a funny face
    He can handstand when he wants to
    And stretch his arms out just for you!

    In-flate himself just like a balloon
    This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
    D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong!
    D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here!

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    He's back again, and about time, too
    And this time, he's in the mood!

    He can fly real high
    with his jetpack on...
    With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
    He can make you smile when you hear his tune...

    But, Kremlings beware
    'cause he's out after you!
    D. K.! Donkey Kong!
    D. K.! Donkey Kong!
    (fading)
    D. K.! Donkey Kong!
    D. K....

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    Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
    It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
    This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
    Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!

    He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
    Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
    He may move slow; he can't jump high
    But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe...


    Come on Cranky!
    Take it to the stage!

    Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
    Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

    Oh, yeah!

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  2. Why did you write so much
     
  3. :0


    One of the best thread I've seen in a while.

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  4. I wonder if anyone knows this? 

    I don't see the point of posting a comment if you don't read the thread first. d:
     
  5. You should of wrote less, long worded threads make me lose interest 
     
  6. Then don't comment. .-. Simple as that.
     
  7. Lol I must say I sang that instead of reading it Wyatt.Oh you made my night loves.
     
  8. But it's Donkey Kong it sparks some interest
     
  9. WYATT
     
  10. Skimmed it, it's a song? You should of told me I would of skimmed it earlier
     
  11. Oh. 

    It's a song, by the way.
     
  12. /).- little late there buddy
     
  13. ,_, Why you no know the song?
     
  14. That's the point.  I'm supposed to be late.
     
  15. Because I never listened to the song
     
  16. Why would you purposely be late?
    Alice would disapprove
     
  17. Because I'm awesome like that. 
     
  18. Awesome enough to poke a girl till she gets preggo