Pimd Rumours Pt 2

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Nov 17, 2013.

  1. Pimd Rumours Pt 2

     so, since I made the first thread, people have been coming to me from everywhere to tell me some things they've heard.. You wouldn't believe some of these stories 

    Patti_Mayonnaise

     I heard that our dear Patti was once upon a time known as Sir Patrick Mayonnaise, but has recently undergone a very successful gender reassignment surgery..  Apparently this kind of elective surgery is quite costly, so he travelled to an undisclosed location to have it performed a little cheaper..  The whole thing was quite hush-hush, as lady parts were obtained via the black market, for a fraction of the cost.. but in Patti's case, I'd say the bill is worth it..  Wouldn't you agree? 

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    AbusedPsychoKiltWearnAnyaCooks

     I heard that Anya is a HUGE Sean Connery fan ? and that she actually follows him around the world, sneaking into film sets, and paying top dollar for audience tickets to his talk show appearances ? Apparently her dream is to one day be the former 007's personal chef  However, since Anya's letter to him, explaining how she likes to wear kilts in the kitchen to "keep things breezy while the air is steamy", Sir Connery has taken to only eating fruit and prepackaged goods 

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    00_Steven and 00_Mulva

     I heard that Mulva was recently chosen to model for a certain magazine, in a certain mansion, for a certain billionaire who likes rabbits ? She's certainly reclaimed her position as #1 Playmate here in pimd!  According to a close friend, Steven is so proud of his gorgeous lady, that his rank has slipped from #2 to #3 due to constant updates in his tc about Mulva's photo shoots!  His tutes claim he's been too busy to even partake in his usual 'Little Red Riding Hood' RP sessions in tc, instead asking his tutes to call him 'Heffy baby' ?

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    TheRoamingBluntwiches

     I heard Blunt is actually a pro mini-golfer ?he's travelled all over the world to various putt-putt destinations, and has an unbeaten record on all the highest tracks  However, his record was almost lost to some up and coming young whippersnapper, back in 2010..  Blunt made the mistake of wearing a white t-shirt to a blacklight mini golf course, and was blinded by its brightness the whole game..  Fortunately though, he sunk the putt with an awesome score of -3 to win  the young dude didn't even press charges when Blunt threw his clubs at him in celebration 

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    Well...

     there's a few more things I've heard..  If you want me to dig up some dirt on someone in particular, just let me know.. ? No one can keep secrets from me.. 

    ***Coming Soon***
    All the dirt will be dished on my tuties.. Look out kids 
     
  2. Dig up some dirt on me??
     
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  4. Truth be told I didn't know who Shaun Connery was till I saw his pick. did I spell that right?
     
  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  6. I love these.
     
  7. No wonder he won't eat my food I can't spell his name right.
     
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  9.  Jen, I have something special in mind for you 
     
  10. I heard that radioactive9 is so in love with Miley Cyrus that he kidnaps chickens and dresses them up like Miley and shows them a little love
     
  11. who exposed mulvy 

    I thought those pics were for my eyes only 

    Hmmm would explain why Bluntzy is roaming around these days all the best bro 
     
  12.  I can't reveal my sources, Redzy.. 

    Anya, you must've gotten access to a lot of cool movie sets 
     
  13. Another highly entertaining thread by the lovely Ahli
     
  14.  thank you ladies!!
     
  15. Your threads always give me a good laugh Ahli.

    Good job.
     
  16. funny 
     
  17. Patti fka Sir Patrick