Good evening my fellow Pimd ladies. You know there's been a lot of forum posts lately about who's sexy and who's this and who's that and it got me thinking. No one ever writes forum posts about the Men of PIMD where the ladies get to vote. So here's my idea. You see I have this best friend. He's well known (most of you know him as Atlas) and a lot of people think he's like this scary freak guy. But he's actually a total Teddy Bear. He likes long walks on the beach and he loves red wine and cuddles with puppies. He's also hilarious and like deadly good looking. Oh and he actually has a brain in his handsome head. And while this thread is mostly written because he woke me up with a lame joke text and I'm mad at him right now. He's been here for me when no one else has and I love the crap out of him. So I propose we vote for OnlyAtlasHasKelly as PIMD's man hunk of the month for July! And if you want to see him just close your eyes and imagine a mocha coffee with whipcream and chocolate sprinkles, brownie bits and strawberries. He's delicious and if you spam him with rings I might give you is picture. Love always Ashy! (Ps...Jamie my bestie pay back is a bitch)
I forgot to mention I've heard he's got those pelvic v's that I like to call the loin of Apollo. I've never seen them because that's weird but I've heard and he looks like he would have them because he's muscley but not like in the gross way. Remember BROWNIE BITS!
?This is payback for sending jokes to cheer you up? ?However I will take the month of July. It's a hot month anyways you better not be pimping me out I will get Kelly on your (_!_)