Sooo....i've just been informed that Kevin has fans. Sooo...I've decided to tell you about Kevin. Sometimes Kevin can be a veryyyyyyy bad eggplant Sometimes Kevin can be a angel So here are so facts about Kevin: Kevin is smarter than the average bear Kevin has a girlfriend. Her name is Lola Kevin is serectly a alien dressed as a eggplant. DO NOT BE FOOLED Just to get this clear, Kevin is Chuck Norris' Dad. Proven fact He put the round in roundhouse kick Kevin Tacos. If you feed him anything else, things get bad Kevin's favorite number is 4. Kevin is real no joke. Let's all give Kevin around of applause (sorry if i spelled that wrong) We love you kevin If you read all of this, you get Polly, Lola's sister