so right now, i am layin in bed with my girl... but let me tell you the story of how we met: it was just this morning, i was at the grocery store, doin my groceries, and i saw her sittin there lookin all good. so, i decided to pick her up and take her home. so at the check out line, i threw a bag over her head and carried her to my car's trunk and threw her in. after i got home i carried her inside and threw her on the floor where she oddly laid still for awhile. later that night, i decided to get her up and take her to my room and open her up and eat her... yes... ... she is a good bag of Barbecue Chips
would anyone else like to eat my girl with me? we can take turns, or we can open her up more and eat at the same time