Top 50 Yo Mama Jokes

Top 50 yo mama jokes

Strawberry Note
These jokes were made by my friends, yes they love making lists. I decided to post this list because I've been posting quite a few different ones. So here it is, for your enjoyment, my "Yo Mama" list.

Sorry in advance for whatever

50: Yo mama so stupid that when someone told her to steal a base she took it and ran home.

49: Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass wall.

48: Yo mama so ugly she put the boogie man out of buiseness.

47: Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

46: Yo mama so ugly she signed up for an ugly contest and the people said "sorry no professionals."

45: Yo mama so fat when she walks bye the T.V. you miss 3 comercials.

44: Yo mama so old she saw the big bang.

43: Yo mama so stupid she sleeps with a ruler to measure how long she slept.

42: Yo mama so poor she goes to trash cans with a a grocery list.

41: Yo mama so stupid she tried to beat a brick wall in a game of tenis.

40: Yo mama so ugly she needs 2 paper bags to cover her face.

39: Yo mama so fat when she went swimming a boy said "look mom a whale!"

38: Yo mama so stupid she went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac.

37: Yo mama so fat she ordered Nutrisystem for 20 days and ate it in 1.

36: Yo mama so fat that she rides in the back of a truck to get places.

35: Yo mama so ugly when she looked into a mirror it broke.

34: Yo mama so stupid she watched Scary Movie 4 and had nightmares.

33: Yo mama so ugly she turned Madusa to stone.

32: Yo mama so fat that you don't see her eat, you see blurry motions.

31: Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

30: Yo mama so stupid that if you asked her for a pet she would give you a human.

29: Yo mama so fat she ate a burger in 1 bite.

28: Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out.

27: Yo mama so old if you tell her to act her age she'll die.

26: Yo mama so old Jesus is in her yearbook.

25: Yo mama so poor she has ducks throw bread at her.

24: Yo mama so poor she goes to K.F.C. to lick people finger's.

23: Yo mama so hairy she speaks wookie.

22: Yo mama so old her birth cirtificit says expired.

21: Yo mama so old when she went to school there was no history class.

20: Yo mama so ugly Bob The Builder said "I can't fix that!"

19: Yo mama so ugly not even gold fish crackers smile back.

18: Yo mama so bald she took a shower and got brainwashed.

17: Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

16: Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales sing "We are family, but you're still fatter the me"

15: Yo mama so fat she fell in love then broke it.

14: Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

13: Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.

12: Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.

11: Yo mama so fat when she has sex she has to give directions.

10: Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

9: Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

8: Yo mama so stupid she asked you what number to use to call 911.

7: Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl has a lifegaurd.

6: Yo mama so fat she crushed Godzilla.

5: Yo mama so ugly she gets arrested when she looks out the window.

4: Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

3: Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m

 

3: Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m

 

3: Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m

 

3: Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the mnm factory for throwing away the Ws!

2: Yo mama so lazy she has a remote control to operate her remote control!

1: Yo mama so old she wrote Jesus's bible!

-strawberry

 

 thanks.. Sorry about all that it's because of "

 

Ya.. The and sign, it cuts everything else after it off:|

 

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