well....

Got tripped while sprinting and took a face plant, got a penalty kick and won the game

I skorpion'd 

 

Scorpion'd sorry 

 

I once got studded in my 'crown jewels'. 

We won 9-1 though. 
Boo

 

^ dounds painful. Even to a girl

 

Sounds*

 

It was painful.

And my girlfriend at the time was not impressed. 

But I scored a hat-trick. 
Boo

 

Awwwwwwwwwww poor her. 

 

But congrats good job!!!!!!!

 

Hit in the face by a Hit during a baseball game(I'm the pitcher and he hit it right back into my face) we later won that game

 

What happened at the game? I've been attacked then owned my attacker, then enjoyed a great week off

 

 I was pitching and I started my windup. I got into position, followed my stride perfectly, but I let go of the ball so early it became a slider and the ball slid right into the kids face. It broke 3 of his teeth, broke his nose, and he had to get stitches.  hi5 (PS, I hated that kid)

 

Nice Job Zac

 

I know

 

I was trying to kick someone in the face and my support foot slipped and I fell on my back.

 

In soccer this like 11 year old was playing with us, he's super good so I jumped up "for the ball" and kicked him in the faceit was awesome (I hated him too)

 

I beat the shit outta some kid with a lacrosse stick.... He tripped me than I went off and started hitting him constantly till he was bleeding and had a broking wrist and nose...  stupid crap that I used to do

 

Lol, cool

 

I have/had anger issues