Life as a teacher

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hermes-IN-DaClouds, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Well, I want to let you all know the process I had to go through to become a teacher! 
    As some of you might remember, I went to a teachers convention on Monday. Something that I did not expect is what they gave to the principal that day.
    Tuesday I had a meeting and on that day they took me into the principles office. There were three men in black suits standing there!
    They said, "Now since you have become a teacher, you have surrendered your first name, and your heart."
    At that moment they took a huge needle and stuck it in my arm! 
    I suddenly felt drowsy and the next thing I knew, I was knocked out. 

    I woke up a couple hours later attacked to a machine. There was the principal standing over me, with a still beating heart.
    He said, "You are not a robot! You do as I command!" attached to my chest, where my heart used to be, was a battery pack! Every day at 3 Oclock I have to go to the teachers lounge and charge up for the next day. 
    He also handed me a new drivers license that had my first name replaced with "Mister".


    I am not a robot! A Greek god robot!


    Hermes
     
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  3. Lol.


    I like this story.
     
  4. I know that wasn't tea in my teacher's cup
    Wasting the world's petroleum to charge themselves 
     
  5. So do you have like a switch in the back?
    To reset your commands?
    So that you'll never give detention?
     
  6. No. Voice commands
     
  7. When I was little I thought all the teachers lived at the schools and didn't really have lives
    I also thought at pne time they were robots because i've never seen my teachers go to the bathroom. 