FreeKEY GIVEAway

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 11, 2015.

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  1. Best Joke





    It's as simple as the tittle says. Best joke posted on this thread, by 10Pm UK time will get the key.

    It will be given to someone that needs it.

    Do not post anything that will be against the Tou or Roc.

    You can post multiple jokes.


    This is the last key I will be given away. So good luck all.



     
    #1 Julzz, May 11, 2015
  2. Young Thugs rap career ?
     
    #2 YourLocalDrugDeaIer, May 11, 2015
  3. Justin Bieber
     
    #3 Blackbeard, May 11, 2015
  4. I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.


    I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
     
    #4 Jiggy, May 11, 2015
  5. PIMD
     
    #5 Niijuni, May 11, 2015
  6. What did one orphan say to the other?
    Robin, get in the Batmobile!
     
    #6 DarkWolfChaos, May 11, 2015
  7. What do u do if you come across a tiger in a jungle?

    Wipe it off and apologise.
     
    #7 Kezza, May 11, 2015
  8. What smells like blu-tac, looks like blu-tac, but isn't blu-tac?

    Smurf poo
     
    #8 Kezza, May 11, 2015
  9. Where do astronauts hang out?

    at the space bar.

    Boom boom ching.
     
    #9 Kezza, May 11, 2015
  10. A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says
    Preacher: “Wake your husband up!”

    wife: “You're the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!”


    $orry all of my jokes arnt allowed, thry all break tou 
     
    #10 RudeRENAMED, May 11, 2015
  11. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey."

    The horse says, "You read my mind, buddy."
     
    #11 Blackbeard, May 11, 2015
  12. Why does honey stick?
    because It's sweet;)
     
    #12 _Jonathan, May 11, 2015
  13. Two chemistry students walked into a bar.

    Waiter: Hello, may I take your order?
    Student 1: I would like a glass of H2O please.
    Waiter: *turns to the other student* And you, sir?
    Student 2: A glass of H2O too.

    Student 2 died.
     
    #13 Adamantine, May 11, 2015
  14. That's messed up :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    #14 Meticulous, May 11, 2015
  15. Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
    *Nobody stands up*
    Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
    *Little Johnny stands up*
    Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
    Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
     
    #15 COOKlEMONSTER, May 11, 2015
  16. Dyslexic man walks into a bra
    (All of my jokes are against ToU)
     
    #16 ___Smook___, May 11, 2015
  17. 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine n turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
     
    #17 COOKlEMONSTER, May 11, 2015
  18. A man was hit by a Red Lorry and then a Yellow lorry. Then a Red Lorry and then a Yellow lorry.

    The police go round to the mans house to inform the family.

    The police man says:

    "Well there's no easy way to say this"

    ( ?#KeyForBows?)
     
    #18 Fume, May 11, 2015
  19.  Gives blonde ad in the paper: - If someone has the money, I have a wallet, so that we can to combine something. 
     
    #19 Dahara, May 11, 2015
  20. Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

    Were you advised to walk 500 more?

    You could be entitled to compensation!

    Call the PRO claimers now!

    (#KeyForBows)
     
    #20 Fume, May 11, 2015
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