Okay post lyrincs of the funniest paridy songs uve ever heard Here Rain Over Me Pitbull ft. Marc Anthony parody by KoA PITBULL Mr. Worldwide! Red 1 Got my very own song! Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305, and as always, Da le! Here's a special song I made it just for you, Did it all by myself its my solo debut This time it's all mine, I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca! "Donde esta la biblioteca?" I'm just kiddin' I don't read Now...what to rap about? MARC ANTHONY Since J-Lo said goodbye All I do is cry And watch romantic comedies PITBULL We already did that song! MARC ANTHONY Why ay ay is she dating that young guy My kids tell me he's muy sexy PITBULL You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony PITBULL I said you could crash for a week not a year You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat you're bound to find a booty that's just as fat. Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang, If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's (spoken) more like PF Cha ching. Tally! MARC ANTHONY I just can't leave her behind I wish I could turn back time But I don't the technology PITBULL Knowledge MARC ANTHONY Hey why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side? PITBULL [spoken] Shut up MARC ANTHONY Now even Pitbull's mad at me. PITBULL I forgive you U a rockstar man u almost handsome We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong) Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door J-LO Hey Pitbull Imma keep it short Just came by to get Marc's child support PITBULL Marc Anthony he disappeared he's definitely not anywhere around here J-LO Cut the mierda I know you're not alone I can smell his nasty Brut cologne Also the kids have to go to the dentist, I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice. PITBULL Donald MARC ANTHONY I-I-I want to know when your heart died J-LO Don't take another step towards me PITBULL Both of you stop it can't you just get along? Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat, Tell me your problems but do it to the beat, J-LO He dresses like he on Fantasy Island MARC ANTHONY She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds PITBULL I know how this relationship went off track I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts. See J-Lo's much more attractive than you She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi J-Lo Who's that? PITBULL He played in Fargo. J-Lo Oh my god, he does. PITBULL Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix STUDIO GUY Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six. PITBULL Say what? DAAAAAAAAALE!
A giant diamond for spoiled wife Worth more dough than you'll earn your whole life Divorce after 2 months is not a crime Says the mom who's book came out the same time It's time for them to get out of the public Eye The Kardashians must go They make bank and shove it your face There's more talent in an ankle brace And yes it's great that they have such family pride