This thread is a dedication of my undying love for Goldia. G is like the sister that never fell out of my mom's vagina, the lesbian lover I won't ever get, and a wincestical beast of a girl. We met almost two years ago unofficially and became friends just over a year ago. She's put up with my rants, whore tendencies, poor choice in men, and scatter-brainedness. There's so much more I could say, but lets make this short and sweet . *gets down on one knee* G, will you marry me, forming a wincestastical Internet love that only my iPod breaking can sever?
Omg uesm lesbian lovers fucking hell yes LETS MAKE LOVE ON TOP OF AN OVEN AND WARCH ANIME AND LISTEN TO HOT GAY BANDS ASDFGHHKLL okgimsorryfevermakesmeincompetentandilliterateeddc
You are like the person who ive een leaning on eber since i mer and i want to do so much more for you and i am so sorry for nor being there sometimes but i love you even through this computer screen and you are a giant huggablesister teddy bear i want to glomp and never let go for the rest of my life vietually and in real life because fuck that love is inconditional and asdfghkll malfunction
Holy shit *glomps G and has lesbo sex with her* Moving on Lets plan this shindig THERE WILL BE SICK FIRESSS
Yes YES AND THEN SMUPPETS AND THEN A BUNCH OF OTHER WRECKING SHIT UP MARRIAGE SHENANIGANS BITCHES foxaii we need to edit our photos of you in a tux and me in a bridal dress flipping them off while we ride on a unicorn to the abyss of never return and loving SNOG SNOG SMOOCH