'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the hall, Santa's reindeer pugs, Were all having a ball.. Dasher was looking around all shifty-eyed most of the night.. Turns out he was smuggling food He ate waaaay too many cookies, and drank so much egg nog, he couldn't walk.. It took all 7 of the others to roll him onto Donner's skateboard Dancer was downing Red Bull like water, and bouncing off the walls. He had a really spaced out look on his face and kept saying "Heyyyyy guuuuyyys, twerk it like a digital picture" No one knew what the hell that meant Prancer was as stylish and pretentious as ever She kept saying that the 'horse de overs' were so dry and tasteless, and the 'Peanut Nawah' needed more ice ? Vixen did a very impressive rendition of Santa Baby She'd been rehearsing for weeks, and even brought her own pole from home ?Let's just say that a few drooling pugs were hoping she'd hurry down their chimneys tonight.. Comet went into nervous breakdown mode, after letting her OCD get the better of her She started following people around with a DustBuster, then screamed and broke down in tears when Blitzen spilt his egg nog all over the tree Cupid was feeling pretty amorous and kept springing out of nowhere, mistletoe in hand, to steal surprise kisses from everyone.. Pretty sure she managed to mistake a few butts for faces, much to the horror of the poor lickee Donner brought his homemade brownies to the party, ate a few, then spent the entire night staring at his paws, and asking others to "look at the colours, maaan" He was soooo haaaapy, and discovered the secrets of the universe in a Christmas cracker? Blitzen threw back a few bottles of nog, and was stumbling around, singing Ding dong merrily, I'm high hiccuping nonstop, and hitting on Vixen Practically threw his nog all over the tree, threw up in a corner, then passed out on top of Dasher Santa showed up, looked around the room astonished, and is about to back out the door when he's spotted by everyone ? They all stumbled over to him, in awe, and started excitedly telling him what they want for Christmas ? Santa couldn't take it, hoed down a few brownies and glasses of mulled wine, and started to relax After shaking their butts, and wagging their tails to Jingle Bell Rock the pugs passed out, leaving Santa to make his exit... But he growled as he left, And disappeared from sight, 'Puggy Christmas to all, And to all *hic* goodnight..'